Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe?
I’m not joking, but he is.
Roses are red, cellos are brown
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Dad, can brown-eyed parents give their kids blue genes?
Me: Why of course, son - and sometimes even khakis or chinos if the parents are more stylish.
[Made up by me on the spot in response to my son's question about their biology unit in science class].
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
What’s brown and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven’s last movement
At least twice a week, someone will confuse me with Stephen King’s son,Joe
Whoever invented the knock knock joke should get a prize.
What's brown and full of nuts?
Peanut butter you sickos!
In Quebec, there's a popular dish with french fries, cheese curds and brown gravy.
Seriously, I'm not poutine you on.
Where did all the G.I. Joe fighters train?
Joe Biden is reportedly looking to nominate geologists to be supreme associate justices
The news supports recent claims that he's trying to stack the quartz
What’s long, strong, bendable and has the letters p, i, n, s, e?
What sticks to everything, is full of nuts and leaves brown stains on your shorts?
A dung beetle walks into a bar...
... looks around and then asks, “Is this stool taken?”
Stephen Kings' son Joe doesn't have a middle name.
I met Robert DeNiro and Joe Pesci
They're real good fellas!
What starts with e and only has one letter in jt
What do you call a caveman that likes to wander aimlessly?
Why did E come out of the bathroom U?
He musta had a vowel movement.
Pandora’s box wasn’t actually a box.
In fact, all the trouble started because it was ajar.
Ever hear of Henry, Santa's brown nosed reindeer?
He is just as fast as Rodolph but couldn't stop as quickly.
Using one word, how do you get Doc Brown into his time machine?
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella
My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet...
It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe leannnnnnn.... 🎶
If you buy a Ford Mustang Mach-E in brown, do they badge in Mach-E-ato?
My house was painted a bright purple, so I changed it to brown, then purple again...
I went back to the fuchsia
G – A – B – C – D – E – G – F#
Damn!
I just majorly fucked up.
Joe Biden's dog, Major, was kicked out for biting a staffer. I guess you could say he was...
Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe?
I’m not joking, but he is.
What’s brown,long and sticky?
What is brown and sticky!?
What is brown and sticky?
Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe?
I’m not joking, but he is
What's brown and sticky ?
My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet...
It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean!
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