"Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azerbaijan"
I recently bought a new vehicle, and signed up for the 3 month Sirius radio trial that comes with it.
My dad gets home from work and immediately comes upstairs and gives me the letter from Sirius radio to renew membership.
As he hands it to me he says: "Here's your letter from Sirius in case you decide to get serious about Sirius.
Been waiting all day to say that..."
I just smiled and shook my head.
His response was "Well what if I want to listen to comedy?"
Walking, JK. Rolling
Stupid, really, because it meant I couldn't see the TV
Are you Sirius?
He told me he was Sirius.
The fifth one was dead sirius.
For meatier showers
This is a Sirius question.
Black: Harry, I’m dead.
Harry: Are you serious?
Black: Yes, I’m dead Sirius.
At first I thought she was kidding, but apparently she's sirius.
I’m dead Sirius.
You can’t be Sirius
Me: "You can't possibly B Sirius."
He was dead Sirius.
Walking.
JK Rolling!
I told him “You can’t be Sirius”
Me: Today was an awful day at work
Wife: Are you serious? Tell me about it
Me: I’m not Sirius, I’m your husband. And Itt was a short, hirsute creature who looked short of like a haystack with sunglasses; he was Gomez’s cousin and spoke in high pitched gibberish all the time. Now if we could get back to my day...
You cannot be Sirius.
Imagine if Sirius got married and has a kid and they were arguing and his kid was like 'Are you serious?' and he's be so torn. What dad joke does he make? 'Why yes I am Sirius' or 'No I'm not serius, I am dad'. Which one? Which one would he make?
I found this on the internet today and it was too funny not to share.
Bellatrix: "I killed your godfather!"
Harry: "Are you serious?!?"
Bellatrix: "Dead Sirius."
Guys, I'm Sirius!
he was Sirius about it.
A guy was playing music while trying to sell his CDs. Between songs, he threw this out there: "Bought myself an AM radio the other day; I was really happy when I found out it still works in the evening!"
He said, “You can’t be f*cking Sirius”
http://i.imgur.com/XdqyAbW.jpg
A friend an I were driving home when I noticed two bright stars in the sky I knew to be planets.
Me: "Do you know what planets those are?"
Him: "I don't know... Mars and Venus?".
Me: "I'm pretty sure they're Venus and Jupiter"
Him: "Yeah, I had no idea. I just pulled two planet names out of my..."
Me: "Uranus?"
My Dad was in the process of renting a car at the airport when the agent asked if he wanted to upgrade to Sirius™ radio. Without skipping a beat, my dad responded: "No thanks, I think we'll stick with the lighthearted radio today."
It went right over the agent's head.
Was talking with my S.O. who mentioned Jack Gleeson (King Joffery) spoilt the death of Sirius Black in the Order of the Phoenix. When I called him a cunt for it she said "Are you seriously getting annoyed at that?". Her brother interjected "I guess you could say he's a Sirius fan!"
Whole family watching Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, at the end Sirius makes his farewells and flies off on Buckbeak. As he flies off my son turns to be and says "not so Sirius now is he?"
I'm Sirius.
But the fifth one— dead Sirius.
The fifth was dead Sirius.
Me arguing with my dad Me: I'm serious dad! Dad: no you're not, you are hoopla161 Dad starts cackling to himself
