Simple Kaul milky back
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Simple Kaul (New) What would you do with those legs?
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Morning 🌞 Simple Kaul ❀️
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Peter parker and doctor stranges' use of runes in No Way Home.

Okay so... this may be a "dummy why didnt you think of this" question..BUT.. As Agatha and Wanda stated in WandaVision,

"in a given space, only the witch that cast the runes can use her magic"

If Strange was using runes when casting the spell in nwh, why was Peter able to manipulate the spell?

also idk too much about the runes of Kauf-Kaul so its probably different

pls don't be a know it all this is just a question ive had in my head all day and im aware there may be a simple answer😭

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Post Match Thread: Sunrisers Hyderabad vs Royal Challengers Bangalore

###52nd Match, Indian Premier League at Abu Dhabi

Thread | Cricinfo | Reddit-Stream

Innings Score
Sunrisers Hyderabad 141/7 (Ov 20/20)
Royal Challengers Bangalore 137/6 (Ov 20/20)

Innings: 1 - Sunrisers Hyderabad

Batter Runs Bowler Wickets
Jason Roy 44 (38) Harshal Patel 4-0-33-3
Kane Williamson 31 (29) Dan Christian 3-0-14-2

Innings: 2 - Royal Challengers Bangalore

Batter Runs Bowler Wickets
Devdutt Padikkal 41 (52) Umran Malik 4-0-21-1
Glenn Maxwell 40 (25) Siddarth Kaul 4-1-24-1

Sunrisers won by 4 runs

Williamson: It's been a really tough season but it was great to see these small improvements. The conditions are challenging and to see the fight and the heart in the second half was great to see. It was about trying to maximise the powerplay on this pitch. The ball held in the surface and you had to take a couple of steps back to go forward again. We got to a challenging total. We knew things wouldn't happen quickly with the ball today [but stayed patient]. Nice to dismiss Maxwell - dismissing him one way or another was the thing to be done. To close it out at the death, to turn up and show the fight when we're not in contention, was great to see. Umran certainly is special. We've seen him in the nets for a couple of seasons. Special opportunity for him and it's not surprising to see him come and do well. Been a really valuable addition to the side. I try and keep it really simple with him but he's got a lot of mates in the team and they share the message and he takes the game on. It's been a challenging season and it's been some great opportunities for some youngsters. We've had a lot of last-over finishes and being on the right side of those is clearly helpful. But one thing tonight is it was satisfying for the group.

Kane Williamson is the Player of the Match.

Bhuvi: It's fine, I got hit thrice, but it's okay. If I say there were no nerves, I would be lying. For AB - I was just trying to be full, and nothing else. That was the only plan - I went for six and then I went to wide yorkers. We were thinking 10-15 runs short but the way everyone bowled was tremendous.

Kohli: The intent should always be to g

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A Message for Josh Kaul - Let him know how you feel

US Rep Mark Pocan has asked Merrick Garland to investigate the 10 treasonous Republicans who falsified documents to help Rudy and Trump steal the election in WI. Others have stated that WI Attorney General Josh Kaul is in the best position to investigate this treachery.

If I learned anything about ol' Merrick, he'll agree that Josh Kaul is the man for this job. As far as I'm aware, Josh has not indicated his desire investigate. I sent him the below note on his website, and would encourage you to do the same if you feel the need. Please just clearly indicate that the investigation needs to start with the 10 Republicans illegitimately posing as real electors.

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Hello,

I urge you to investigate the 2020 election fraud attempt in Wisconsin by certain Republicans in the state legislature, primarily the action of forging official elector documentation. Those responsible should be subpoenaed, tried, removed from office, and imprisoned if appropriate.

It seems the prior administration has gone entirely unpunished for their many misdeeds, but we need to send a message that any attempt at election fraud in Wisconsin will not stand. That we will not forgive-and-forget those who would sell their country, their soul, and their first-born for an extra couple points in their portfolio. These people won't stop until they are removed and punished.

It seems the likes of Robin Vos have free reign to waste taxpayer money on obvious grifts like the Gableman 'investigation'. The Foxconn failure. Giving all marijuana revenue to IL and MI. Allowing people to amass 6, 7, 8 DUIs. All against the will of the people; in favor of their wealthy and corporate donors, or maybe just their own fantasies of what reality should be.

How about all those untested rape kits from 2014? Any progress there or is justice too hard and expensive? Do we have a government or a gerrymandered criminal organization here in Wisconsin?

It is time to prosecute those responsible for the continuing destruction of our great state and nation. People are more important than the tavern league's money.

The simple fact is that I have lost all faith in this state and country. I am an experienced software engineer, so a well-paid job is essentially guaranteed for me wherever I decide to go.

I'd love to stay in WI, I grew up here and own a home now, b

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdtackle2
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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December Bingo Book Reviews

Hey guys, welcome to my December set of book reviews. As always, I hope you enjoy the infographic!

Infographic


This month was pretty wild for me. I knew I needed to play a bit of catch up since I had been slowly slacking, November being the slowest month I had thus far. Thankfully I had some vacation time and put it to good use. The average length of a book was way down in December as I caught up on my goal with some shorter ebooks (thanks Sanderson) but even some of the non-Sanderson stuff I read was a bit shorter as well. Still, I got to my Goodreads goal (of 100) with a final count of 102. Honestly pretty stoked that I did, I always knew it was doable but I had never anticipated reading slumps like I went through. November saw me reading quite a bit less than back in the spring when I set my goal (like 2.5x less) so that slump really did a number on my reading. At any rate, it's over and done with and I can breathe a sigh of relief that I managed it.

In addition to finishing my Goodreads goal I also finished my bingo card, finally getting through my SFF nonfiction The Art of Language Invention. I wound up substituting the Latinx square (none of the books I wound up reading featured a Latinx author) for a random square from a previous year that worked.

If people are at all interested in some sort of write up of my year as a whole or insights about it, feel free to let me know and I can whip something up. A lot of people are posting them and I'd rather not flood the sub.


My TBR for next year includes far more books than I have listed thanks to Christmas. I'm also unlikely to get through it all this month based on what I project my new reading will be. I'm working on The Shadow of the Gods by **John Gwynne right now and we'll see how slow things are going forward. I'm also going to pick up Mother of Learning by Domagoj Kurmaic now that it has a more traditional printing. I was always off-put by it being a web serial for many reasons, one of which was that I dislike eBooks (and thus web-based things as an extension), so the audiobook is going to be perfect for me and I can grab the physical copy when it comes out (if I'm not mistaken there's going to be a kickstarter sometime early this year).


Going forward I'm not entirely sure if I'll be posting these again. I always knew that 2021 would be a huge exception to my normal reading and boy was it ever. In 2020 I didn't read any books so I

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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You've been hit by
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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No gains
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How eggs-traordinary
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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A queen size statement.
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My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Great cropping skills
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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Covid problems
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.

At work, I have a workstation.

edit: cheers u/cheer_up_richard

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Spi__
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djcarves
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'?

Or would that be too forward thinking?

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