A list of puns related to "Side of the road"
DON'T, you'll never hear the end of it
I was confused, but they seemed friendly. I told them what was going on, and they said: open the gas cap. One by one, each bee flew into the tank, and to my astonishment the gas gage went from empty to full. The bees said: start the car. So, I did and it ran. I asked them: what did you put in the tank? Bee pee.
He just didn't choose the right thing
It went off without a hitch
They said I was weaving all over the road.
I felt his presents.
I told him it was the car berater.
One donkey said to the other “shall we cross over?” The other said, “we had better be careful look what happened to the Zebra!”
As told to me by my son.
He said "I'm a farmer see"
They're just not driving on the right side either.
They always have a buddy to scream “car, car!”
(An actual joke my dad told)
A pastatute.
It didn't have a great track record.
She was littering.
A concerned passerby stopped and asked him why he was throwing ice at taxis.
The man replied, "I'm hailing a cab."
Its driver said, "Excuse me, buddy. I was wondering if you could give me a few directions?"
"Sure...North West and South East," I replied.
I could see it's tow tag.
I was alone in the car, but still said "I bet he's having a schmitty day" and giggled like a dumbass all the way home
Me: "No. Why?"
Dad: "Because they're dead."
"That guy's never going to worry about losing his job, you wanna know why? Cause business is always picking up"
Dad: "Given the time of year, you'd think they'd be fall rolls."
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Told her it was because americans drive on the RIGHT side of the road!
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