Shrinking Man Puns

A list of puns related to "Shrinking Man"

A man rushed into a Doctor's surgery, shouting ' help me please, I'm shrinking ' The Doctor calmly said ' now settle down a bit '..

..' you'll just have to learn to be a little patient '

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Apr 16 2021
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A man runs into a hospital in a frenzy yelling "I'm shrinking! I'm shrinking!"

A nurse approaches him and says "Sir, you're just going to have to be a little patient."

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👤︎ u/ickyfeet
📅︎ Jan 18 2018
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What did the Incredible Shrinking Man receive for his scientific breakthrough?

Atrophy

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👤︎ u/ContentDoctor
📅︎ Jan 11 2016
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A Man rushed into a Doctor's office shouting ' help me Doctor, I'm shrinking' The Doctor calmly said ' Now settle down a bit '..

.. you'll just have to learn to be a little patient.

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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A man came to the doctor and said "you have to help me I'm shrinking", the doctor turned to him and said "I'm sorry you'll have to be a little patient"
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👤︎ u/Alice_bae
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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