Norway just made the decision to put QR codes on the side of all its war ships.

Now they can Scandinavian!

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👤︎ u/ValkornDoA
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Why do Swedish war ships have barcodes painted in the side?

So when they come in they can Scandinavian.

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TIFU by boarding the wrong ship and almost starting World War III

Sorry, wrong sub

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👤︎ u/Bignicky9
📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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Why do Swedish war-ships have bar codes on the sides?

So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

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📅︎ Jul 10 2017
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What is the hardest part to clean of a Star Wars ship?

The Kylo-Rim!

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How Unsuccessful Flirt Looks Like
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The story of Captain Bravado

A long time ago, a pirate, named Captain Bravado, was sailing the sea with his fellow pirate friends.

One day, as he was sailing the sea, an enemy ship approched. His crew was really nervous.

He said: "Bring me my red shirt!"

The first man who heard the order got him his red shirt. They went to war and killed all the enemy pirates. That night, his crew asked why he wanted a red shirt.

He said: "If I had been hit during the fight, you wouldn't have seen my blood."

All his men were looking at him with admiration. The next day, at dawn, 10 ships approched Captain Bravado's vessel. His men were horrified. They were waiting for his order.

He said: "Bring me my brown pants !"

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Why do Norweigan War Ships have Barcodes on the Side?

So when they return to port, they can scandinavian :D

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👤︎ u/EstusFiend
📅︎ Jul 11 2017
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