A list of puns related to "Shikharji"
(Disclaimer: I have tried my best to do research to find out more about why and how Jharkhand was seperated. I am actually from Odisha and somewhat knew that Odisha and Jharkhand do share some similarites. Same goes for the tourist places.)
Juhar!
Welcome to the 10th Geography and Cultural Thread Series. The state that is featured in this series is Jharkhand! Jharkhand folks, do tell us more about the History, People, Food. Culture
Jharkhand is an state in the Eastern Region of India.
The state was formed in 2000. Before 2000, it was part of Bihar. Before Bihar, Bihar and Jharkhand were part of Orissa Province.
Physical Geography
Climate of Jharkhand varies from Humid Subtropical in the north to tropical wet and dry in the south-east. The main seasons are summer, rainy, autumn, winter and spring. The summer lasts from mid-April to mid-June. The southwest monsoon, from mid-June to October, brings nearly all the state's annual rainfall, which ranges from about 1,000Β mm (40Β in) in the west-central part of the state to more than 1,500Β mm (60Β in) in the southwest. Nearly half of the annual precipitation falls in July and August. The winter season lasts from November to February.
About Jharkhand
Formed in 2000, Jharkhand is a state with melting pots of culture and diversity. It has many industrial cities in it.
Jharkhand is known to host some of the industrial cities.
The capital of Jharkhand is Ranchi and the other well known City for industrial activities is Jamshedpur. Interestingly, Dumka is the sub capital of Jharkhand.
Why was Jharkhand separated
Bihar and Jharkhand were part of Orissa Province (Present day: Odisha)
As a result, there had been a lot of resistance from groups to create a new state called Jharkhand. In 1928, before India attained independence, demands for a seperate state was presented to Simon Commission. However, it was rejected.
Thereafter, Bihar split from Orissa and became another state. However, after the Indian Independence, Jharkhand suffered a lot in terms of socioeconomic areas.
In 1954 and 1973, a similar proposal was presented to the State Reorganisation Committee. A new party, Jharkhand Party was formed in Bihar and they won a good majority to submit a memorandum to Faizal Ali, Chairman of States Reorganisation Organisation Committee. The Committee had published a report in 1955. (Report:[https://www.mha.gov.in/sites/default/files/State%20Reorganisation%20Commisison%20Report%20of%201955_270614.pdf](
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
It was about a weak back.
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
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