What do you call a shark swimming all by itself
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
Breaking News - Man on Honeymoon Killed By Shark
A man was eaten alive today off Malibu Beach where he had been enjoying a honeymoon swim with his new wife.
Police say he didn't suffer too long as he had only been married for 5 days
Did you hear about the guy who got his left side eaten by a shark?
He said in the news report that he was all right.
What happens when a shark becomes blind?
What do you call a drunk shark
I saw a guy at the beach yelling "Help, Shark! Help!"
I just laughed... I knew the shark wasn't gonna help him.
A shark in Stockholm was found to be diabetic.
It had eaten too many Swedish Fish.
What did one shark say to another shark to compliment him on his smile?
Did you hear about the ghost shark?
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?
Because it was well armed.
How important was chum to the shark fisherman in Jaws.
A guy told me there was a shark attack today. The shark took out his whole left side.
Couldn't believe it when he told him he was all right.
Daughter: Dad, there’s a little poop stain in my Baby Shark underwear
Me: “Bayyyyyybeeee shart, do doo do do doo doo!”
what did one shark say to the other while eating a clown fish?
Did I ever tell you that I wanted to go to the beach and swim around wearing a shark fin?
Cause, every girl is crazy about a shark dressed man. 📷
We got a new dog and I named him 'Shark'
I took him to the beach, lost him for a little while, and well, things got awkward real fast.
A shark can swim way faster than I can, but I know that I could outrun a shark.
So I guess it will all come down to the bicycle leg of the triathlon!
my 4 yo daughter told me this one: Why did the shark blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
Did you hear about the group of Killer Whales that killed a Great White shark?
It was an Orcastrated attack.
How did the hammerhead shark do on his midterm exam?
A shark, crocodile, and a giant spider walk into a bar
There’s no punchline, it’s just a normal day in Australia
If a shark and a tornado is a sharknado
Then is a hurricane and a shark a shuriken
Did you know that the best appetizers are shark meat and owl meat?
Together they make one hell of a shark-hootery board.
Why did the shark befriend the dolphin?
>!Because it wanted more porpoise in its life!<
Shark Week 🦈
what did the seal with a missing arm say to the shark?
If Seal is broken do not consume
Why did the shark cross the road?
We have a dog and we love him and we named him Shark.
Our mistake… Bringing him to the beach.
A hammerhead shark made from hammer heads
What did the surfer say after his legs were bitten off by a shark?
What do you call it when the loan shark comes to your house and breaks your legs?
The white shark is one of the most vicious fish in the ocean. What's the most vulnerable fish?
I was thinking today that a shark can definitely swim faster than me, but I could definitely run faster on land.
So if we were competing in a triathlon, it would probably come down to the cycling.
Why does the shark goes after a submarine?
Because something smelled fishy about it!
I got this joke in a dream
A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclis.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist
Why can an octopus beat a shark in a fight?
A guy told me there was a shark attack today, said the shark took out his whole left side.
Couldn’t believe it when he told me he was all right.
A guy told me he was attacked by a shark today.. took out his whole left side..
Couldn’t believe it when he told me he was all right.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark…
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
What did the seal with one fin say to the shark?
If seal is broken, do not consume.
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