A list of puns related to "Setjmp.h"
Reading about C++ coroutines I'm reminded of this scene from The Good Place:
>Michael : Chidi, here's the thing. See, I read your whole book, all 3,600 pages of it. It's, um... how shall I put this?
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>Janet : It's a mess, dude.
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>Chidi Anagonye : [Janet drops Chidi's massive manuscript into his hands] Hey!
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>Michael : She's right. You see, Chidi, I can read the entirety of the world's literature in about an hour. This took me two weeks to get through. I mean, it's so convoluted, I just kept reading the same paragraph over and over again, trying to figure out what the heck you were saying.
I may not have Michael's qualifications, but I've been familiar with other implementations of coroutines (the Io language, the Castor C++ logic library) since 2008. For goshsakes I know how to implement coroutines - two different ways (setjmp/longjmp or switch-case macros). I'm even working on a logic programming language that compiles to coroutines. It's currently generating the switch-case version in my compiler, and I wanted to see if targeting C++20 coroutines is a better use of my time than juggling nested Duff devices in my compiler output stage.
My point is I have about the best foundation you could have to be a student of this topic, and I have motivation to learn it because I have an immediate practical use for it. And I can't make heads or tails of it after reading about a dozen blog posts and tutorials. I just keep reading the same paragraphs over and over again, trying to figure out what the the heck they are saying.
Because I don't think "rawrr C++ complicated pftht thumbs down" would go over well on this sub, I'm instead channeling my annoyance into constructive criticism of the way C++20 coroutines are presented in most of the tutorials I've read. This will be in the order I remember disconnected thoughts so it end up a bit discombobulated (just like learning about C++ coroutines!)
First off, std::suspend_never and std::suspend_always. Straightforward? Fuck no. These are terrible names. Why do I say this? The names say what action they take, but they don't say what they mean or what they're for. From the way they're used in tutorials I've read, I posit they're more like the additive and multiplicative identity, zero and one, of a field (mathematics).
Speaking of terrible naming, awaitable and awaiter. And you can get... which... one from the other? Or the awaita(ble|er) can be the await(er|
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
They were cooked in Greece.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
[Removed]
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
Why
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
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