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My toddlers favorite line is เฎเฎธเฏ เฎเฎฐเฏ เฎเฎพเฎคเฎฒเฏ switch. He just recently learnt the word for light switch, and knows the meaning of เฎเฎพเฎคเฎฒเฏ.
Looking for better explanations than I can provide for some lines.
Does เฎ เฎตเฎณเฏเฎเฏเฎเฏเฎฉเฏเฎฉ translate to, what does she lack? I know how to use it, but I'm finding it difficult to translate.
เฎเฎฑเฎตเฏเฎเฏเฎเฏเฎฉเฏเฎฉ เฎเฎฏเฎฟเฎฐเฏเฎณเฏเฎณ เฎตเฎฐเฏ เฎคเฏเฎเฎฐเฏเฎจเฏเฎคเฏ เฎตเฎฐเฏเฎฎเฏ: relations follow those who are full of life?
Next is a beautiful line:
เฎฎเฏเฎฉเฎฎเฏ เฎเฎฉเฏเฎฑเฏเฎฐเฏ เฎฎเฏเฎดเฎฟเฎฏเฎฟเฎฒเฏ เฎเฏเฎฉเฏเฎฉเฎพเฎณเฏ: silence she explained to me in one language, or something like that. What is the connotation there?
Then I don't quite follow the last few lines:
เฎเฎฃเฏ :ย เฎชเฏเฎตเฎฟเฎฒเฏ เฎชเฎฟเฎฑเฎจเฏเฎคเฎคเฏโฆโฆ เฎชเฏเฎฃเฏ :ย เฎเฎฃเฏเฎฃเฎดเฎเฏโฆโฆ.. เฎเฎฃเฏ :ย เฎชเฏเฎฉเฏเฎฉเฎฟเฎฒเฏ เฎตเฎฟเฎณเฏเฎจเฏเฎคเฎคเฏโฆโฆ เฎชเฏเฎฃเฏ :ย เฎชเฏเฎฃเฏเฎฃเฎดเฎเฏ
The beauty of the eyes was born in a flower? The beauty of a women was grown in gold? These are just poetic lines right? Doesn't mean anything special right?
I created a fan theory after Bahubali 1 was released..I was still in first yeat engg and "Why Katappa killed Bahubali ?" was talk of the town. My then potential Bahubali 2 story went like this... So Bahubali sees Devasena and falls in love with her and vice versa. He brings her home and Rajamata also accepts. Meanwhile Bhallala Deva also lusts after Devasena. Once he sees Bahubali and Devasena romancing in the palaces and gets jealous of him. He tries to rape Devasena but Bahubali stops him and in fit of rage he cuts Bhallala Deva's penis. After that Bhalla starts to plot revenge on Bahubali and Devasena. It is then revealed that even Kattappa loves Devasena. Bhallala Deva then tells Kattappa that if he kills Bahubali then he will make sure that Devasena will be slave to Kattappa and Bhallala Deva will have his revenge. Sensing opportunity Kattappa kills Bahubali and then reminds Bhallala Deva of his promise. Bhallala Deva ditches him and keeps Devasena as his prisoner... Anthe claps
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
BamBOO!
Theyโre on standbi
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
Itโs pronounced โNoel.โ
Why
