A list of puns related to "Serbian Empire"
Ask anybody who specializes in Serbian history about a Bosnian Serb known as Jovan I. DeretiΔ and theyβll either look at you with confusion or disgust. DeretiΔβs books, which number at least fifteen contain such fanciful and inane claims that even the most diehard of the Serbian nationalists think is simply preposterous. Entire books have been written by actual historians to debunk the writings of DeretiΔ. Nonetheless, he does have a small internet following numbering a few thousand who take his word as nothing but the purest truth.
DeretiΔβs claims include that:
Slavs are by far the oldest cultural and ethnic group in all the world, in fact the prehistoric VinΔa culture of the Balkans were Slavs the whole time! Additionally, Slavs did not originate from the heart of Eastern Europe, but from the Balkans. To suggest otherwise is to believe a Russian conspiracy. Indeed, South Slavs were great warriors while their Northern counterparts were stupid peasants who certainly never ran an empire. No real evidence is presented beyond the fact the DeretiΔ feels very strongly about this.
Serbia was the center of all ancient technological innovations, including inventing the first alphabet. A great fictitious empire originated here lead by the grand and equally fictional Serbon Makeridov, who conquered all the known world.
Therefore, the majority of Indo-European cultures are descended from these super-Serbs, including Germans, Greeks, Celts, Romanians, and Assyrians. An exception to this is those ever-evil Albanians. What a surprise to push that narrative here.
Serbs also invented the Swastika, and its prevalence in Indian culture shows that they are descended from Serbs as well.
Christianity is plagiarized from Serbian paganism and Jesus the Serb spend much of his life in the Balkans.
Not only that, but Stefan Nemanja himself was descended from the Roman Emperors. Rome was run by Serbs, and so were the Barbarian Kingdoms. The conflict between Romans and Barbarians is modern propaganda to erase Serbian greatness.
All has to be true because other ethnic groups, including other Slavs, were just too stupid and inferior to contribute anything ever to world history.
The reason you havenβt heard of this is because the Catholic Church erased all this knowledge so they could oppress the poor innocent Serbs. Only DeretiΔ, in all his unrivaled brilliance, could ever hope to uncover the truth.
Obviously to go point-by-point through these flawed suggestions would be
... keep reading on reddit β‘Slavs are by far the oldest cultural and ethnic group in all the world, in fact the prehistoric VinΔa culture of the Balkans were Slavs the whole time! Additionally, Slavs did not originate from the heart of Eastern Europe, but from the Balkans. To suggest otherwise is to believe a Russian conspiracy. Indeed, South Slavs were great warriors while their Northern counterparts were stupid peasants who certainly never ran an empire.
Serbia was the center of all ancient technological innovations, including inventing the first alphabet. A great empire originated here lead by the grand Serbon Makeridov, who conquered all the known world.
Therefore, the majority of Indo-European cultures are descended from these super-Serbs, including Germans, Greeks, Celts, Romanians, and Assyrians. An exception to this is those ever-evil Albanians.
Serbs also invented the Swastika, and its prevalence in Indian culture shows that they are descended from Serbs as well.
Christianity is plagiarized from Serbian paganism and Jesus the Serb spend much of his life in the Balkans.
Not only that, but Stefan Nemanja himself was descended from the Roman Emperors. Rome was run by Serbs, and so were the Barbarian Kingdoms. The conflict between Romans and Barbarians is modern propaganda to erase Serbian greatness.
All has to be true because other ethnic groups, including other Slavs, were just too stupid and inferior to contribute anything ever to world history.
The reason you havenβt heard of this is because the Catholic Church erased all this knowledge so they could oppress the poor innocent Serbs. Only I, in all my unrivaled brilliance, could ever hope to uncover the truth.
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