What invention allows us to see through walls?

Windows!

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What kind of dough is see through?

Window

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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β€œHey, how come I can see right through you?”

β€œMy son came out as Transgender today, so that makes me Transparent.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asexualcroissant
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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β€œDad, why are you partially see-through?”

Dad: don’t call me dad, call me mom from now on. I’m your trans-parent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Superbone018
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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See through
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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwawaytrol7134
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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So I’m rolling through the supermarket and I see these Bare Skin condoms...

And all I can think is, β€œGod please let it be panda”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brannono
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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What do you call a window you can’t see through?

Windows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KaweeweeBoy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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A guy tried to sell me a mirror but I knew it was a scam. I could see right through it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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I bet you can see right through this joke.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemeMaker_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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I man asked why he could see through me, I told him my son is transgender now I’m

TRANSparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clazyy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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I forgot to bring my see-through ruler to work with me today...

I clearly wasn't thinking straight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GibHib
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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we do have a lot off different technology. https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/bu0yuo/we_have_devices_that_can_see_through_flesh_and/ on this post
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucas1006
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Its a pane in the glass to work at a window factory, I can see right through their flaws. Mirrors, however, is something I can really see myself doing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/n3rv0u5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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If you go to a beach and you can see through it...

You could say the coast is clear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Superman42069
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Me to my daughter - I've made something amazing. It let's you see through the walls.

Daughter (super excited) - what is it, what is it?

Me - A window!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chanderjeet
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2017
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When you see that she was lying through her teeth imgur.com/e5IL72K
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeeedz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2018
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Driving through the harbour tunnel in Baltimore, I asked my kids to tell me if they see anything interesting in the tunnel...

They said there was nothing interesting, just tiles and other cars. I said that's because the tunnel is "bored".

They didn't get it. I told them you have to dig deep for that one.

Eventually they got it, and told me to stop telling bad jokes. I wanted to see how low I could go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bcjgreen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2015
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What Engineer can see through Evil?

A Civil Engineer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Natsuneel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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I try to be supportive, but I'm worried that if my daughter is transgender everyone will see right through me

Because I'll be transparent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2017
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I try to look through all the bullshit and see others how they really are.

I guess you could say I'm a peephole person.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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I told my girlfriend that it was important not to hide the fact that I wanted her to be able to see through me.

I just wanted to be transparent with her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sum_buddy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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Driving through Florida with my parents when we see a cow field...

"It must suck to be a cow in Florida, they're probably really hot" said my mom.

"Yeah probably, but not as hot as they'll be when they're on the grill!" replied dad.

Classic dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gsheedy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2016
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So my dad was looking through multiplication cards and decided to test me to see if I still remember my times tables.

And he came across 4x11 to which I automatically reply 44. He then rebuffs with, "No, four times two."

"Two? Where'd you get two?"

"There." He points at the two 1s. "See? One...two."

I groan. "ApΓ‘, it's not mixed with Roman Numerals."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slutallitits
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2015
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Have you guys heard about the new see-through sewing needles?

I just don't see the point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UltimaGabe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2014
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I can see right through you!

My son told me he's transgender, so that makes me transparent!

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"OMG, what's going on? I can see through you."

"My son told me he is transgender."

"So?"

"That makes me transparent."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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What do you call a see-through mom who becomes a see-through dad?

Trans-parent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_issyaboi_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Glass is clearly see through.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stopher87
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2016
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"What's going on? I can see right through you!" "My son told me he's transgender..."

"...so that makes me

transPARENT."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scarlet-Janefox
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