Secundum quid Puns

Hi,

Would it be possible for someone to translate "[Caput IV. In quo de Ecclesia Catholica secundum quid sic dicta]" into Latin?

The context of the phrase is [a chapter heading from a Protestant Systematic Theology from 1609].

I suppose it starts 'Chapter 4, in which . . .' and sic dicta is 'so called'

Thank you very much!

Cinaslı Safsata Fallacy of Equivocation

Vurgulama Safsatası Fallacy of Accent

Çok Anlamlılık Safsatası Fallacy of Amphiloby

Özelleştirme Safsatası Fallacy of Accidents A dicto secundum quid ad dictum simpliciter

Genelleştirme Safsatası Fallacy of Converse Accidents

Adam Karalama Safsatası Argument Against the Man

Dolduruşa Getirme Safsatası Poisoning the Well

Terkip (Bütünleme) Safsatası Fallacy of Composition

Ayrıştırma (İndirgeme) Safsatası Fallacy of Division

Kısır Döngü Safsatası Begging the Question Petito Principii

Alakasız Sonuç Safsatası Irrelevant Conclusion Ignoratio Elenchi

Korkuluk Safsatası Fallacy of the Straw-Man

Alakasız Amaç Safsatası Fallacy od Irrelevant Purpose

Devede Kulak Safsatası Fallacy of the Beard

Sahte Açmaz Safsatası Fallacy of False Dilemma

İspatlama Mecburiyeti Safsatası Argument from Ignorance

Felaket Tellallığı Safsatası Fallacy of Slippery Slope

Girift Soru (İmalı Soru) Safsatası Complex Question

Çok Sorulu Safsata Fallacy of Many Questions

Sınırlı Seçenek Safsatası Fallacy of Limited

Yanlış Neden Safsatası Fallacy of False Cause Non Causa Pro Causa

Cüzi Neden Safsatası Genuine but Insignificant Cause

Ters İstikamet Safsatası Fallacy of Wrong Direction

Yetersiz Örneklem Safsatası

Kötü (Temsil Etmiyen Örnek) Örneklem Safsatası Unrepresentative Sample

Yanlış Benzetme Safsatası Fallacy of False Analogy

Özensiz Çıkarım (Yok Sayma) Safsatası Fallacy of Slothful Induction

Saptırma Safsatası Fallacy of Slanting

Bir Bilen Safsatası Argument to Authority Argumentum Ad Verecundiam

Yaygın Mutabakat Safsatası

Ortak Tutuma Başvurma Safsatası Fallacy of Appeal to Common Practice

Faydacı Safsata Fallacy of Pragmatism

Yaranma (Beğendirme) Safsatası Fallacy of Appeal to

Mazruf Değil Zarf Safsatası Fallacy of Style Over

Tehdit Safsatası Argument fro Force

Mazeret safsatası Fallacy of Special Pleading

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Igitur, homines, cum fraudari non sino ab humilibus iuvenibus, qui forsitan Universitate exeant (vero fere secundum vel tertium annum policlinici audiunt) et arrogantiores sint, demonstrare res conantes, quarum nihil sapientiae iis est, initium ex iusta ex parte consilia habentes, sed, manifesto, eas comprobare pro bonis suis recusantes, volui vos aliquod videre, cum hae nugae sunt.

In hoc instrumento computatorio, in hoc MACHINARIO, quod videtis, documenta qua rettuleram et miseram, estne? Ad Last. Tredecim kHz documenta, duodecim kHz documenta, sex documenta, unius sinusoidalis kHz documenta. Censuit quidam me deridere…eheu, plane monstrans has res, DIGITALIZATAS, videndas auris audientis MERDAS, quod, ex ratione exemplarium, de Nyquist-Shannon et allis, estne? hae humiles sinusoidales lineae cruciarentur, delerentur, numquam iterum crearentur ex, oho, ex quo ante fuissent, igitur, numquam plene recreatae. Isti homines DEMENTES sunt. Nunc vobis hoc machinarium, meam vocem audiens, monstro…hoc facile digitale libellum ad nutationes videndas, videte, latitudinum rationem facit, et porro ratio repercussionum sonituum est, sed quod nunc mei interest latitudinum ratio est, videte…undae, quas vox mea facit, microphono in hoc mobili instrumento computatorio posito audientur, estne?, et… faciamus ut nunc humanum aurem simulem, quod significat, hoc mobile instrumentum computatorium aurem, VESTRUM aurem, estne? esse. Auris, interior auris, cerebro usitate sonoro nervo adiungitur. In istorum “hominum” capite, auris nihilo adiungitur, sic nervus dependet. Vobis monstro quod evenit, cum 1kHz, exempli gratia, mitto, ex hoc ingrediamur…ecce, et id concinamus. Igitur, ad alium monitorem eamus et videamus id combibi, quod valentissimum, plane dictu, signum est… hoc miserum, post tubam echoicam positum, posui post valde…sonum diminuo. Mihi videtur, praeter vocem meam mixtam, sinusoidalem lineam videre… videamus igitur. Hae linee imo sono fiunt et nihil ad signum pertinent: cum locutus essem, eas vidistis…ecce. Oho! Haec interposita non sono fiunt, signum vere dico, sed tantummodo non fune adiungitur. Gradum saturabat. Bene. Id rursum videamus. OHO, QUAM MAGNIFICUM CASTRUM, HEUHEU! Fortasse quispiam dixerit. Nunc, vobis monstro…operam suam hoc dat…Windowsi media sonans libellum… ad 6kHz signum, quod foeditatem esse putaverunt, eamus… nunc vobis hoc 6kHz signum, ut foeditatem!, monstro. Ex meo loco, sinusoidalis linea est. Bene, rationem dilatavi. Ut videtis, multo differe

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

The doctor says it terminal.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors”

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.