What's Lightning McQueen's secret chili ingredient?

Carbonzo beans!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DM_to_the_stars
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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The Pentagon has a bakery where government agents learn secret recipes by mixing the ingredients themselves...

It operates on a knead to know basis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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After years of holding out on me, my friend finally told me the secret ingredient in his cooking.

It was about thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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My pops always said he would go to his grave with his famous BBQ chicken recipe. On his death bead, he had me lean in to tell me the secret ingredient.

That’s when I knew it was Thyme.

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What's the secret ingredient in God's favorite pizza?

Cheeses of Nazareth πŸ§€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elvezisdead
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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New York Customer tells the chef that he knows the secret ingredient

The chef promptly asks who told you? Customer says, I have my sauces.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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My kids asked me why sesame seeds are on burger buns.

I replied,

β€œWell actually, sesame seeds were the ingredient that made hamburgers popular. Yup. Sesame seeds were the secret to success... ever since then, they’ve been on a roll.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Got a groan and a laugh at work today

So I had a table say they had a hair in their food. I went and apologized and said I would remake it immediately. I brought it out to the table and I told them the secret ingredient I used this time was NAIR. The dad laughed, the mom groaned, and the kid asked what NAIR was, the mom said it was "Hair Remover". The look on the kid's face when she recognized the joke was amazing.... Best shift of my life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rationaljackass
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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We were eating supper from a local Indo-Canadian restaurant and my wife's eyes rolled so hard it was audible.

It's a nice little place that serves Indian food, and some Canadian stuff, like pizza. We ordered their Hawaiian special, and loved it. I told my wife the texture of the crust lead me to think they used Indian flatbread for it.

She replied "So that is the secret ingredient?"

"Could be," I answered. "But it's naan of your business what their recipe is."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xayoz306
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2015
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