Why did the students at the Greek school of sky-diving complain?

Their instructor was Con Descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HuckleBuckleDan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2021
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what did the school staff do when a student wore a shirt with a picture of a robber?

they bandit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spycrabpuppet123
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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A student was writing a paper for school and kept mixing up the words "burro" and "burrow"

The teacher told him "you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheKingOfRhye777
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2021
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My son refused to do a video project with another student at school. I asked why he was so opposed to it and he said.....

Covids go viral

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitivlessApe
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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Why does the norway navy have bar codes on the sides of its ships.

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/worthrone11160606
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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A nominee for director of the math department at my school was caught having an affair with her student...

They had to denominator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrindoc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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If I was a smart but unscrupulous high school student, I would start a business doing other kids' homework for a nominal fee.

The name of the business? "Nerdy deeds, done dirt cheap"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talbottronious
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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What sort of corn is sold at student unions?

Uni-corn!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maud_brijeulin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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I heard Disney opened up a high school with a diverse field of study

They even had a 101 on Dalmatians

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Careful_Bunch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2021
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My daughter is thinking of becoming a mirror polisher when she leaves school.

It's something she can see herself doing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeenScreen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2021
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Why did the student throw a 64 pack of Crayola crayons at his art teacher after he was done with his test?

He wanted to pass with flying colors.

I thought of that myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidman44
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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Back in high school I led a movement to eliminate some of the alphabet's unnecessary letters. Our first target the 25th letter.

But that was un-Y's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwaway_2837
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2021
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Why was the pirate depressed on his first day of high school?

He couldn't find Davey Jone's locker

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2021
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Norway just made the decision to put QR codes on the side of all its war ships.

Now they can Scandinavian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValkornDoA
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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I had to write a 500 word essay on a language of India back in high school...

I titled it The Hindi 500.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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Keep CRT out of our schools!

It's the 21st Century, people. LCD monitors are higher resolution and much more energy efficient!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joelman0
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2021
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At the beginning of the term, my university professor makes all of his students buy the book that he wrote.

It’s textbook Economics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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A student baked a loaf of bread for foods class.

At the end of the class, his teacher returned the loaf and told him that he had gotten an A.

The student said: β€œThanks, that’s just what I kneaded.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DustyThunder11235
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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My son's math's teacher was away so the head of school had to step in and take her place.

It's the principal that counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GameDesignerMan
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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How do you catch a school of fish?

With a book worm. (from 8yo son)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mbhappycamper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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My son is starting school next year but is scared because he thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name.

I reassured him, "Don't be silly! Why would anyone pick on you, Someoneyourownsize!?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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The bus I took to school was driving on a new sort of fuel.

Apparently, it was driving on time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quinten1299
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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Did you hear about the students complaining of aches and fatigue when they did math homework?

They're calling it fibromyalgebra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HennyPennyBenny
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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All of Norway's battleships have huge bar-codes printed on the side...

and when the ship comes to dock they Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolf_math
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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american schools are some of the only places you can have first hand experiences with Quadrilaterals and quad-collaterals
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blahblorb
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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A press conference was held with the lead of the school's administration about bullying

He said it has to be stopped, it's a matter of principal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_ViewyEvening87
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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A meteorology student did research on the necessity of temperature change when he was in college.

It was a degree requirement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlickHeadSinger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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How do you get a farm girl to like you?

A tractor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-MEGA-O
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Why does Norway and Sweden’s navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So the can scandinavian

Can’t take credit for this one. A client of mine told me this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeutscheTaters
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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My kid’s chemistry teacher was arrested in class yesterday. He was pouring out teaspoons of sodium chloride for each student, but because the class was rowdy, he kept losing his place and having to start over.

The police charged him with multiple counts of a salt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WCBrann
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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I was at school today and they ask us if the bill of rights apply to us students i responded we can't bare shoulders never mind baring arms
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gardnbra7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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I had a friend in high school who was a foreign exchange student, and he always took mine and my friend’s e-cigarettes

We called him the international juul thief

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minimikjr
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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While waiting for a school-related live stream, me and my friend decided to throw words at each other and make puns out of them. This is one of my most proudest puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anathex_Adv
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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I was part of a class and i total , we were 100 students. I walked up to the front of the class , and wrote :"balloons" on the white board. So...

The other 99 read balloons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bloodoolf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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My kids came out of school and told my partner they have made cards for her for Mother's Day. I asked for a card, but they said I had to wait until Father's Day. I told my boy I had made a card for him, and he could have it the day after tomorrow,

on Sonday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skilldan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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There are 10 types of engineering students

Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mattcaffrey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Why did the stormtrooper drop out of school?

He was feeling aimless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roeswood
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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I had to cancel a boat tour of a Norway cliff-wall sea inlet.

I couldn't afjord it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Why do Norway's battleships have barcodes on the side of them?

So when they enter port, they can Scandinavian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Why does Norway have barcodes on the sides of it's ships ?

So that when they come back to the port they can "scan-di-navian"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gp_11
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Why does Norway have bar codes on the sides of their military ships?

It's so when they all come to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Turb0charg3d
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Why does the Norway Navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/artofmuziq88
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Why does the Norway navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlayerMig
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Did you know Norway has barcodes on the sides of all of their ships?

It’s so they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carson0412
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Did you know the Norway Navy has barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they return to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mercury1091
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Why does Norway's navy have barcodes on the sides of the ships?

So when they come back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spookycheesepuff
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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