Schedule TO Puns

A list of puns related to "Schedule TO"

I think there should be a schedule for when to stop using slang words.

I am just a strong supporter of term limits.

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👤︎ u/dexbasedpaladin
📅︎ Apr 25 2022
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When is the best time to schedule a dentist appointment?

At tooth-hurty

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👤︎ u/mcnotarysd
📅︎ Feb 19 2022
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What is the best time to schedule a dentist apointment?

2:30 (tooth hurty)

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👤︎ u/dropkickmaki
📅︎ Nov 09 2021
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Despite having a busy schedule, why does everyone go to the Yoga Guru for yoga lessons?

because he's flexible

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👤︎ u/bright_learner
📅︎ Nov 10 2021
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What's the best time to schedule a dental appointment?

Tooth-Hurty (2:30)

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👤︎ u/UpdootDaSnootBoop
📅︎ Apr 04 2021
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So Covid and homeschool overwhelmed, I need to schedule a reminder to drain their Mac & Cheese.

I had to create a Google Colander entry to remind me...

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👤︎ u/thermbug
📅︎ May 21 2021
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I used to work in a restaurant abnd my specialty was to make the icecreams and cakes, due to my busy schedule I had to quit...

Nonetheless they all call me a deserter

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👤︎ u/lowlz13
📅︎ May 16 2020
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I tried to schedule a time to go into my local library

They were fully booked!

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👤︎ u/TNormus
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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I give myself 30 minutes in my daily schedule to do abs.

I call that time period Crunch Time.

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👤︎ u/Lol_u_ded
📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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The project to restore Big Ben was a bit behind schedule, so the construction company put on a third shift...

Men are now working around the clock.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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I always try to schedule my dentist appointments for 2:30

The receptionists don't find it as funny as I do.

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👤︎ u/ihasanali
📅︎ Nov 07 2018
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My girlfriend is trying to change her sleep schedule.

Her: Changing your sleep routine is really hard. Me: Yeah, I bet it's really deeply embedded.

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👤︎ u/KiiWii2029
📅︎ Aug 21 2016
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"Our product will be released according to a fixed software schedule"

That's much better than a broken software schedule.

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👤︎ u/Propane13
📅︎ Jan 31 2017
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When's the best time to schedule an appointment with a dentist?

Tooth hurtie.

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👤︎ u/Onliery
📅︎ Apr 28 2021
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When is the best time to schedule your dentist appointment?

Tooth hurty.

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👤︎ u/VentilatedEgg
📅︎ Dec 30 2020
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What time do dentists recommend as the best time to schedule an appointment?

2:30

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👤︎ u/HiddenPictures
📅︎ May 05 2020
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When is the best time to schedule a dentist appointment?

2:30

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Jul 03 2020
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What's the best time to schedule a dentist appointment?

ToothHurty

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👤︎ u/nugmasta
📅︎ Jan 08 2019
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When's the best time to schedule a dentist appointment?

At 2:30

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👤︎ u/davicrocket
📅︎ Aug 19 2017
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