Say So Puns

I mean, he only had one Job.

So God says to him "Hi Bewildered, I AM".

If you check my bio and previous comments and posts, I'm 100% bullish on GME and an upper end XXX holder. #NotAShill

There's a LOT of shit going on right now in the bullish world of GME that WILL moon.

There's a ton of DD of how GME is shorted through ETFs. Tomorrow, 3 major GME ETFs go go REG SHO. XRT is one example.

GME is on SSR tomorrow. I know I know, SSR means shit by itself, but there's many compounding factors right now.

Options keep getting shut down as FUD and downvoted to oblivion. I give y'all one guess how they dropped the price $20 today? It wasn't pure shorting, it was ITM put options. Yes, the taboo "options" we're the reason. This is known.

Since the price was shorted to fuck today, know what would make the price skyrocket like last January? ATM, ITM or near the money calls. I'm not talking about weeklies. That's stupid. I'm talking 2-5 months out. Calls for 140, 150, 160 etc. Calls which went cheap as fuck for a while today. Remember gamma ramps? Remember how it was proven that gamma ramps lead to ganne squeezes lead to short squeezes? You can't get there without options. SMART options. Not weeklies.

CES 2022 is going on in Vegas right now. Know who's in attendance? GameStop and tons of NFT firms. What do we want? An NFT marketplace. When do we want it? NOW!

GME is entering an FTD cycle right now that not only mimics last January, but is like a CAt 6 hurricane compared to last year's CAT 2 hurricane. It's potential is explosive. Liquidity is bone dry.

Now that I've listed 6 incredibly bullish things GME has going for it at this given moment, I'm gonna be real. Clean up the fucking sub.

Superstonk right now is by FAR the premier GME sub on Reddit with the most users. The sub is full of spam. Literal spam. DRS is a really awesome way to lock the float, but even by this subs own estimates, the float will not be locked at it's given rate till june-ish. It's annoying as fuck to have your shares already DRS'd and then have to scroll through 20-30 posts where someone DRS'd 4 shares and is like "Im ChAnGING dA sToNK mErKET aNd hEdGiES fUKT!!?!?".

Seriously. A DRS post with 4 fucking shares gets 5k upvotes and goes to the top of "hot" drowning out all the DD, Possible DD, Speculation and Opinions. As well as some pretty awesome and viable quants. It's karma farming. It's bullshit. 4 fucking shares means nothing to SHFs.

My proposal if youve even read this far without downvoting me is th

This always struck me as odd.

Does that mean I have to wake up in the middle of the night, write the title, and then go back to bed?

Inter-Resting thoughts at 1AM...

I have cancer if anyone has any harsh cancer jokes would you mind sharing? Morbid to most, hilarious to me

Mickey: No I said she was fucking goofy

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> Dell Curry, the father who seeded and nurtured this force of basketball, shook his head when asked about his son’s road map to 3-point riches. > > “In Chicago the other day I saw LaMelo Ball's dad at the game wearing a hat that said: I Told You So,” said Dell, mentioning the bombastic father of LaMelo and Lonzo. > > “Well, my hat would say: I Had No Idea.” > > On several occasions after George Karl blew his whistle to signal the end of Bucks’ practice in 1999, a curious phenomenon occurred. Instead of going home, players gathered ‘round to witness the show featuring a Holy Trinity of shooters: Allen, who was in the early stages of becoming the most prolific 3-point shooter the NBA ever saw, Dell Curry, winding down a 14-year career as the most accurate distance shooter at the time (47.6% that season) and young Steph, all of 10 years old. > > The three teamed up and challenged all comers in shooting contests. > “We never lost a game,” Dell says.

> Karl, the coach, was so charmed by the kid that he demanded that Dell bring him whenever possible. And Allen? He told the father: “Man, do you know what you have here?” > > Not long after he was born in 1988, Steph would attend his father’s games in a portable crib, and Dell noticed how “he woke up when the game started, stayed awake the whole time, then fell back to sleep when it was over.” > > And Steph recalls: “When I was 3 or 4, I have faint memories of going to a Hornets game. When I was 6 they beat Boston in the first round in the playoffs and Alonzo (Mourning) hit that jumper from the free-throw line. My father was the inbounds passer on that play. So I have these strong memories of watching basketball. Maybe by osmosis and being around the environment I developed a love for it, developed an understanding of how the game was played. Then I fell in love with shooting while watching my dad. It wasn’t intentional, it was natural.”

I was lucky to have an extended maternity leave and spend 6 beautiful months home with my baby girl. It was the highlight of my entire life. Before that I worked multiple jobs, up to 80 hours a week, for 10+ years starting at 16. Being home with her felt like a vacation. Yes, it was hard at times just like with any newborn. Yes, it could be so boring some days (the repetitiveness of the first month was the hardest then it got better every day). She didn’t sleep at night for 3 months. But it was a million times easier than my actual high stress job of taking care of other people’s kids. I was able to relax/nap during her first nap of the day to make up for not sleeping well at night (even though most were chest naps because she wouldn’t nap any other way for months), take care of the house and do laundry during her second nap (even though I had to wear her in a wrap to do this - I didn’t have a magic unicorn baby who was born independent lol), run errands with her in the afternoons (even though some were embarrassing because she would have meltdowns at least I was able to get things done), etc. By the time my husband got home at 5:30 there was nothing left on the to do list and I could make dinner while he played with the baby and we’d have a few hours after to just relax.

Flash forward to now, being a working mom: baby still doesn’t sleep well at night but too bad I still have to wake up at 5:30 and get ready for work, I have to go to my high stress job for 8 hours, pick her up from daycare, get home, and do EVERYTHING I used to be able to do during the day. Cook, clean, laundry. I get about an hour a day with her and the entire time I’m stressed about how much I still have to do and painfully tired. Weekends are spent running errands and buying groceries and catching up on chores when they used to be spent on quality family time when I was a SAHM. My husband could and wants to help more but he works several hours a day longer than me so I put it all on myself so we can have some semblance of a relaxing night when he gets home like we used to when I was home all day.

I HATE IT. And it’s super fucking annoying that every time I express to friends, family, or on social media that I absolutely fucking hate being a working mom and being a stay at home mom was a million times easier for me, I get attacked “because being a stay at home mom is hard too!!!!” Like no shit, it’s never easy being a parent, but for ME it was not nearly as hard as this. And that is

Edit: if you're just gonna have a go about what I call my diet, don't bother! Like it or not, flexitarian IS a real term! Just because you don't understand something doesn't make it wrong!

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> Money over Morals for the “King”
> > Sad & disgusting how these athletes pretend they care about social justice > > They really do “shut up & dribble” when Big Boss 🇨🇳 says so > > Did you educate yourself about the slave labor that made your shoes or is that not part of your research?

Enes going at the King and Nikе

You guys are on the brink of making a december (yeah, that december) ape leave this sub.

My 11 year old Dachshund/Jack Russel mix- Banjo- has recently been diagnosed with skin cancer. He is booked in on Thursday to have three lumps removed from his ear, chest, and belly. I am really stressed as he has had a lump removed on his ear two years ago and it came back from pathology as malignant.

Although my partner and I will be covering the costs of the operation - which are going to be quite high- my family has been saying very hurtful things about it. “Why waste all that money a dog”. “Vets are scam artists who push bills up.” “It’s just a dog.” “Just let him die the natural way.”

I find these comments very hurtful and insensitive to the point where I had to cut a lunch short today.

I have tried to explain to them that this dog is like a child to me who has been with me through my worst times (when I was depressed and suicidal) but they just laugh at this.

I know that some of my family members are struggling with money (mostly due to their own bad financial planning) and I always try and help them where I can, but they are making me out to be very selfish, and are implying that I should just give the money to them instead.

Has anyone dealt with anything similar? I am really upset about this whole thing as well as stressed for Banjo and his op.

Update: Banjo is out of surgery and it was successful. He is recovering well. Thank you to everyone for their kind words and good wishes towards him and I. I really appreciate them and they have helped me get through these last few days. Thank you kind people.

Greetings from the Middle East i understand that some words can lose their meaning overtime and i find the way aussies use the word “cunt” absolutely hilarious and im in love with the culture. I just wanna know if there is a reason or is it just part of the culture.

I can't seem to stop. On some days, I'm in bed from 9 am to 7 pm just fapping. I don't stop to eat or drink water. I love the feeling of cumming but this is really affecting my life. Help me please. I'm only 24

Look I understand a lot of people would love to live in New York supply and demand and what not. But with such a well developed area how can a 1 bedroom apartment cost 5,000 a month? Where do all these rich people come from? I make close to 100,000 a year and I couldn’t even afford the basic necessities in a place like NYC! How do like 20 million people afford it? If just make no sense to me. Please explain like I’m five.