My backside can say goodbye
Iβm not sure what it says exactly, but every time it makes a noise everyone leaves.
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How does music say goodbye?
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︎ Mar 31 2022
How does a ninja say goodbye? (Just came up with this)
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︎ Apr 01 2022
Had to say goodbye to my cat who climbed into the woodchipper.
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︎ Feb 16 2022
How do you say goodbye to a dog
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︎ Jan 27 2022
How does the ocean say goodbye?
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︎ Mar 15 2022
How does a sick theater company say goodbye?
βWe bid you all achoo!β
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How does Mexican music say "Goodbye"?
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︎ Mar 28 2022
How does a buffalo say goodbye to his child?
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︎ Oct 08 2021
how do plants say goodbye to each other
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︎ Sep 07 2021
How does a Spanish cowboy cat say goodbye?
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︎ Nov 27 2021
How do you say goodbye to a Romanian dictator?
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︎ Sep 07 2021
How does a lawyer say goodbye?
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︎ Aug 30 2021
How does an Italian Terminator say goodbye?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
How do you say goodbye to your two male kids?
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︎ Jul 27 2020
How do math teachers say goodbye?
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︎ May 04 2019
Girlfriend selling her Audi.. βok guys, say goodbye to the Audi.β
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︎ Jul 17 2019
How do you say goodbye to a vampire?
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︎ Aug 14 2019
How do birds say goodbye?
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︎ May 06 2020
How do robots say goodbye?
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︎ Mar 20 2017
How does yang say goodbye?
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︎ Nov 14 2018
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
^don't ^hit ^me
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︎ Apr 09 2015
How do German Wheat Plants say goodbye to each other?
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︎ Mar 02 2016
How do german prostitutes say goodbye to each other?
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︎ Oct 05 2018
How do dads say goodbye in German?
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︎ Mar 07 2016
How do pirates say goodbye?
Arghhhdios!!!
Friends an I came up with it today while trying to figure out how to say goodbye to one that was dressed as a pirate.
Happy Halloween everyone!
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︎ Nov 01 2018
Everytime my friend would say goodbye to his dad in high school.
Him: See ya, Dad!
His Dad: That's spanish for city!
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Now that Trump is President, say goodbye to pre-shredded cheese...
...He's going to make America grate again.
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︎ Nov 09 2016
How does one math student say goodbye to another math student?
Calc-u-later!
See... you know it's a dad joke when the shit-eating grin spreads across your face when you come up with the joke and doesn't fade after all your children roll their eyes at you... after you tell it for the fourth time... in a row.
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How does music say goodbye?
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How does music say goodbye?
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How does music say goodbye
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︎ May 19 2020
How do lawyers say goodbye ?
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How does music say goodbye?
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