A list of puns related to "Sanket Bhosale"
Recently Sugandha Mishra and Dr Sanket Bhosale had announced their engagement on social media, and that they are getting married on April 26 in Jalandhar
Sugandha reveals that she and Sanket share a similar taste in a lot of things. βWe love to travel, eat, sing and our sense of humour is also very similar. Sanketβs mom wanted to be a singer, while my mom wanted to be a doctor. So now both their wishes have been completed. Sanket is very caring and family oriented, I love that about him,β says the actress.
Sugandha admits that she wanted to have a grand wedding, but couldβt do so because of the ongoing Covid-19 situation. βI had dreamed about a big fat wedding, but forget about it being grand, now day by day (the guest list) is also getting smaller. When we announced (the wedding), the limit here (Jalandhar) was for about 50 guests, so at least the family members could have attended. But the limit has become even less now. We were earlier supposed to get married in December 2020, but I had asked to postpone it as I wanted a grand wedding. We had assumed that everything would get better by April 2021, but now there is a second wave of Covd. In fact, we were even discussing if we should postpone it again,β says Sugandha.
However, the wedding is happening as planned. βMom and dad are of the opinion that we should go ahead with the plan. They are like, βbaad mein tum log parties karte rehnaβ (You guys keep celebrating later).
In fact, I was telling Sanket yesterday that when things get better we will get married as per Maharashtrian rituals too and invite everyone. He was like, βtumhe jitni baar karni hai utni baar kar lengeβ (Weβll get married to each other as many times as you want),β Sugandha laughs.
Sugandha is also quite excited about her entry at the wedding. βI had planned my entry in a certain way. Chahe koi bhi na dekhe, main video bana ke baad mein dekhungi (Even if no one sees it, Iβll make a video of it and watch it later),β Sugandha signs off
https://www.news18.com/news/movies/sugandha-mishra-sanket-bhosale-and-others-booked-for-violating-covid-19-norms-at-wedding-3714803.html
https://zeenews.india.com/people/comedian-sunil-pal-in-trouble-fir-filed-against-him-for-defaming-doctors-amid-covid-2360096.html
Look how FOS is in danger in Modi's India. These two comedians are now being harassed for the content they produce. Sunil Pal had even apologised, while Sanket Bhonsale was booked for flouting Covid norms during his marriage with Sugandha Mishra. Both have been harassed by law and order authorities in Congress ruled states though.
Punjab govt is sending Covid virus loaded in trucks to Delhi border in the name of Farmers protest which is basically Arhtiya Drama. But they decided to harass the celebrity couple because Sanket mimicked Rahul Gandhi in Storia ad. Meanwhile Sunil Pal is hounded for a comment for which he has already apologised. Apparently you can not call Doctors demon, it is criminal
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Bottomless
What are your best dad jokes? Whoever tells me the funniest one will have the honor of knowing their dad joke was my first as a dad.
Edit: there are two winners.
The first is one I told to my wife. It is about him being born with 4 kidneys but two of them will become adult knees. Thank you u/cabbithunt
The second I told me son. "There are two fish in a tank. One fish looks at the other and says 'I'll drive you man the guns.'" Thank you u/kiabe1
They XL in clothing
An under-cover cop
So i bought her a candle.
The bartender says "for you, no charge"
For all my nerds out there
94% of them replied βGet out of my shower!β
They start chatting and the Gen Z kid says that social justice issues are the biggest problem facing the world, and that the white supremacist patriarchy is a plague on society. > The boomer waves this off and says the kids these days are just too sensitive, and that he fought for civil rights in the sixties and did his part.
They go back and forth on this for a while, and finally the Gen Z kid says, "we're just not gonna settle this. We don't see eye to eye. You're too old and out of touch and I'm too young and inexperienced. What we need to do is ask a Millennial with a PhD in sociology for their opinion."
The boomer says, "that's a great idea!" And yells, "HEY BARTENDER, C'MERE!"
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
The rest are definitely goimg to call ne a nomster.
When it's ajar
Me: "3 and 5."
Wife: "That's odd."
Other daughter: "Even when you add them."
I've done well.
Edit: Spacing.
Edit 2: Holy gold Batman! I told my family we were brief internet celebrities last night, now we're royalty! Thanks the internet!!!
It was in the middle of 9 11
I know what you're up to.
Guess who came crawling back.
*4/yo is wrestling with 11/yo.
*11/yo rolls over and pretends to die.
Mom: He's dead you don't need to keep attacking him.
4/yo to 11/yo: You're a car now! Vroom.
Mom: What? He was dead and now he's a car?
11/yo: Yeah it's reinCARnation.
A garbage truck.
2021
It's a faux pa.
They're all packed and ready to go, they're at the gate now, and they're off.
EDIT: Thankyou everyone for getting me through this Friday these puns have been ridiculously on form except the one guy that tried to offer counselling advice on a joke thread π
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