Samsung Galaxy Store Puns

1. It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

2. If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… Guardian of the Galaxy

3. I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

4. I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.

5. I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night. I ended up dying inside.

My Dad: "I'm looking to find a new job doing security."

Me: "You should apply to be a security guard at the Samsung store."

My Dad: "Why?"

Me: "So you can be a Guardian of the Galaxies."