In spite of all our disagreements on Reddit, I’m glad about one thing.

Every one reading this is on the same page.

Edit: Thanks guys. This is way too much love.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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This story is about a man called Trevor, and his obsession with tractors.

Trevor loved tractors. And I mean, really loved tractors. Forget any obsessions or high-level interests you may have, chances are they pale in the face of Trevor’s love for tractors.

Every day Trevor would get up, in his tractor-themed bedroom in his tractor-themed house, with its tractor-themed wallpaper and tractor-themed carpets, and he would make his bed with its tractor-themed duvet and tractor-themed sheets. He would go downstairs in his tractor-themed pajamas into his tractor-themed kitchen, with its tractor-themed tiles and cupboards, and he would eat his breakfast while perusing the latest tractor-themed magazine or annual.

Trevors’s degree in Agricultural Engineering hung on his living room wall, along with a copy of his thesis, which centred around (you guessed it) tractors. The living room was decorated with all sorts of tractor-related trinkets, including die-cast models, paintings and drawings.

The hedges in Trevor’s front garden were trimmed in the shape of tractors. His lawn was vividly decorated with tractor-driving garden gnomes, and his garden furniture was constructed from various parts from vintage tractor designs.

Trevor just had one thing missing from his otherwise tractor-centric life; he had never actually owned, nor driven, a real tractor.

Not for his lack of trying, of course. Trevor had been to many tractor shows over the years, and visited many farms with friends of his, but none of the tractors he had seen had ever been quite right. Trevor was so knowledgeable about tractors that every single one he had come across had possessed some hidden trait that he wasn’t keen on. His first experience of driving a real tractor had to be perfect.

One day, Trevor was flicking through one of his favourite publications, Powertrain Quarterly, when there was a knock at the door. Trevor answered, and it was his friend and fellow tractor enthusiast, Jeff.

Trevor welcomed Jeff in, and over tea and crumpets served on tractor-themed crockery, they discussed the merits of aluminium drawbars and front-end loaders. Eventually Trevor pressed Jeff to explain the reason for his visit.

β€œWell” said Jeff, β€œAs I’m sure you know the convention comes to town later”.

The convention. Trevor had been thinking of little else the past three weeks. The neighbouring town annually threw a convention for farmers, particularly farmyard machinery. There would be combine harvesters, lawnmowers, and of course, tractors.

β€œYes of course” replied Trevor

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I know that we all have different views and argue a lot on reddit, but here’s something we have in common.

People who are reading this are on the same page.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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Even though we disagree with each other a lot on Reddit, here’s some thing we can hopefully agree on.

People who are reading this are on the same page.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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You know why I like you guys?

We're all on the same page.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KanjiBE
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2015
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First one in the womb, wife reading parenting book.

Wife: "you should probably read this when I am done so we can be on the same page."

Me: "how will we be on the same page if you've already finished the book?"

I think I already have this dad stuff down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zrockstar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2016
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I told my wife that she should think of joining Reddit.

Then we might have a chance of being on the same page.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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My best dad joke to date just happened

Background: my friend was telling me how she was gonna start writing a book, but she was kind of scared.

Friend: I'm kind of scared to start because I've never written a book before.

Me: Neither have I. I guess you could say, "we're on the same page."

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2015
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Late night dad joke idea

I wrote my buddy and I's name on a piece of paper and handed it to him while saying "just so we are on the same page."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tx_Deception_Tx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2015
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English professor after a reading assignment

Are we all on the same page?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inflictedkfcman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2015
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Dad gets his son on the Xbox One

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gFsw4oNRZs

On the frint page of Reddit today. I'm not a dad, but if I was, I would do this same sort of thing. Enjoy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bama79rolltide
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2014
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In spite of all our disagreements on Reddit, I’m really glad

That everyone reading this is on the same page.

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