[Challenge] Sheik Salman bin Ebrahim al-Khalifa

So me and my mate were talking about the potential new FIFA President Sheikh Salman bin Ebrahim al-Khalifa. We were wondering what punbelievable headlines would be in the papers if he won the position.

Any ideas?

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👤︎ u/SamCropper
📅︎ Oct 28 2015
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My dad's favorite joke: "Have you heard about Salman Rushdie's new book?"

It's called "Buddha, That Fat Bastard".

He used to tell me to tell it to all of my friends and I always had to remind him that none of them had been born when "The Satanic Verses" came out. Though he may be gone, my dad's fondness for terrible jokes lives on in me.

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👤︎ u/yersinia-p
📅︎ Jul 16 2013
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A Buddhist walked up to a hot dog stand...

And said “make me one with everything”

-Robin Williams.

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👤︎ u/J3ster80
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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