HI! I decided to work on the old ass "metallic aura" Transmutation trope. This is my take on it! I also used my advanced OC template ; GO!, Check it out!
Name: Masao (sur) Shinobu (name) Name (kanji):็็ท(ใพใใ) ๅฟ(ใใฎใถ)
BASIC INFOS:
She has blue eyes. She has a darker skin than the average pale pink. 170 cm tall (very tall for a Japonese woman), 72 kg (does not have excess fat, robust constitution),Blood Type = Unknown, AGE: 30, she is missing an eye.
Occupation and Experience:
She is an official priestess of God Neteroโs fanatic Nen Church (a Nen-based blend between Shinto and Buddhism) since age 16, giving her special privileges among the society and a vast knowledge about religion, traditions, rites and Nen. People, that have seen her doing her job, seem to agree she is very professional and very talented as a priestess but they also agree that it is a bit uncomfortable to stay around her when she goes off the rails. She learned the principles of the Nen of the flame at age 6, then she was initiated to Nen at age 10 and she has trained her Nen abilities and Nen proficiency every day since that, under the care of the head priestess. 4 years ago, she joined the Hunter Association to fulfil her passion by becoming a BEAST HUNTER, specializing herself as an Unidentified Beast Hunter. Recently, she has gained the Single-Star Rank.
Background:
She was born in one of the God Neteroโs temple shrine because her mother was one of the shrine attendants, which had been left by her partner. The Head priestess of the shrine taught her Buddhist and Shinto teachings, God Neteroโs Mottos and the links between Nen and a person soul. The priestess also told her many stories about magical creatures and old folklore, from which she developed her passion towards legends and the unknown. She was initiated in the use of Nen by the priestess herself, which was a powerful Nen Exorcist. The teachings of the head priestess and the religious life were the inspiration on which she constructed her abilities. She is not only a very proficient Nen user but she also has a special talent for understanding peopleโs Hatsu, by looking at how they bend the aura. โ asspull
She is very faithful to God Neteroโs teachings
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itโs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
Ants donโt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
And now Iโm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatโs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyโre on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
The bartender says, "Sorry, no minorsโ
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
