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A list of puns related to "SOMPO Holdings"
How have I not seen this on this sub? Japanese Insurance company Sompo Holdings has amassed a 107.5 million share stake in Palantir, making it by far the largest single institutional investor of the company at 7.3% or $1.02 billion based on today's share price. Sompo Holdings is considered one of the top 3 insurance companies in Japan.
https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/?symbol=PLTR&qsearchterm=pltr&tab=ownership
There is an abundance of transformation taking place across the automotive ecosystem. By 2030, fully 50 percent of the automotive industryβs projected $6.6 trillion in revenue will come from disruptive technology or business models1. Traditional industry players are being disrupted, fueling the shift to electric and digital.
CES has acknowledged the increasing role that technology, data, and evolving consumer experiences have played in the automotive industry by creating a dedicated automotive industry hall at the annual electronics show. Given this opportunity, Microsoft will again participate at CES, January 5 through 8, 2022, where the industry represents the latest advances, industry innovations, and future ambitions
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Through these experiences at the Microsoft booth, we will share our key differentiators that are enabling a sustainable, secure, and open ecosystem. As stated by Sanjay Ravi, General Manager for Microsoftβs automotive, mobility, and transportation industry:
βThere has been tremendous dynamics affecting the automotive, mobility, and transportation industries. The past two years have been exceptionally challenging but has also created opportunities for companies to drive significant innovation. You will get to experience many of these innovations with our customers and partners at CES. We are excited to demonstrate how we are uniquely positioned to enable, and not compete with the broader ecosystem to innovate. Built on the foundation of security and trust, our partner and core Microsoft solutions empower a hybrid, diverse workforce to do their best work to create solutions that drive real impact.β
We are excited to share our vision for innovation around automotive, mobility, and transportation at CES 2022 and encourage you to visit with us at booth #4029 in the Las Vegas Convention Center West Hall.
FEV works on testing and ben
... keep reading on reddit β‘Fannie Mae is 62 on the Forbes 500. It could give its employees a $552.80/hour raise and still make $3.0 billion profit.
Freddie Mac is 141 on the Forbes 500. It could give its employees a $381.60/hour raise and still make $1.8 billion profit.
SoftBank Group is 184 on the Forbes 500. It could give its employees a $288.60/hour raise and still make $11.8 billion profit.
Saudi Aramco is 14 on the Forbes 500. It could give its employees a $222.70/hour raise and still make $12.3 billion profit.
Enterprise Products Partners is 448 on the Forbes 500. It could give its employees a $190.90/hour raise and still make $943.9 million profit.
Facebook is 86 on the Forbes 500. It could give its employees a $179.30/hour raise and still make $7.3 billion profit.
Apple is 6 on the Forbes 500. It could give its employees a $140.80/hour raise and still make $14.4 billion profit.
Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing is 251 on the Forbes 500. It could give its employees a $110.00/hour raise and still make $4.3 billion profit.
Rajesh Exports is 348 on the Forbes 500. It could give its employees a $108.90/hour raise and still make $28.5 million profit.
Amgen is 476 on the Forbes 500. It could give its employees a $107.80/hour raise and still make $1.8 billion profit.
Alphabet is 21 on the Forbes 500. It could give its employees a $107.30/hour raise and still make $10.1 billion profit.
Netflix is 484 on the Forbes 500. It could give its employees a $105.90/hour raise and still make $690.4 million profit.
Microsoft is 33 on the Forbes 500. It could give its employees a $98.00/hour raise and still make $11.1 billion profit.
Tencent Holdings is 132 on the Forbes 500. It could give its employees a $97.30/hour raise and still make $5.8 billion profit.
BHP Group is 273 on the Forbes 500. It could give its employees a $90.80/hour raise and still make $2.0 billion profit.
AIA Group is 213 on the Forbes 500. It could give its employees a $89.10/hour raise and still make $1.4 billion profit.
Bharat Petroleum is 394 on the Forbes 500. It could give its employees a $84.80/hour raise and still make $544.5 million profit.
Goldman Sachs Group is 193 on the Forbes 500. It could give its employees a $84.20/hour raise and still make $2.4 billion profit.
Enbridge is 418 on the Forbes 500. It could give its employees a $74.70/hour raise and still make $626.9 million profit.
Rio Tinto Group is 256 on the Forbes 500. It could give its employees a $74.20/hour raise and still make $2.4 b
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
BamBOO!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
SOMPO Holding and π―π΅ insurance company just purchase 107,526,881 shares of Class A Common Stock of $PLTR. Still thing if you want to be a meme we of this club this might just be another good sign. Note they just enter the Japanese market only a couple of months now and the Jap are already seeing value this list mean some thing extra ordinary, like I said before they are in a class of their own. I think the price is as low as itβs going to get for now
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
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