A list of puns related to "SDC Verifier"
Tomorrow, the SDC Verifier team will be hosting the webinar: What's new in SDC Verifier 2021 R2.
β Eurocode3 Plate Buckling;
β Eurocode3 Connections for RHS;
β ASME B31.8-2018;
β Rainflow Counting tool;
Register to learn more about the latest features and standards covered: https://sdcverifier.com/event/whats-new-in-sdc-verifier-2021-r2-introduction-webinar/
We released a new version of our code checking software SDC Verifier 2021 R1. We added new industry standards such as AIJ (2005 Edition, 2017), Australian Standard AS 3990 and more improvements. You can read what's new here https://sdcverifier.com/software/sdc-verifier/whats-new-2021/
Also, next week we will host a free webinar about new features. Registration here https://sdcverifier.com/event/whats-new-in-sdc-verifier-2021-introduction-webinar/
Next Thursday (16th of April) we will have a free webinar on a topic above. Here you can register for the webinar https://sdcverifier.com/event/webinar-fatigue-checks-of-the-crane-structures-according-eurocode-3-en-13001-fem-1-001-using-sdc-verifier-fea-programs/
Wow everyone it has been a year since we opened up our sex life to you all and what an amazing journey it has been. We have grown so much in our relationship through our experiences!
So this year in recap, We successfully posted here on reddit and some LS sites, met a few couples that we have become good friends with and have enjoyed sharing experiences with them!
We want to share some of what we've learned so that hopefully others new & experienced couples can learn from us and share their experiences as well! (We are definitely not experts!)
ALL OF THIS IS JUST OUR EXPERIENCES AND OPINIONS THERE ARE CERTAINLY OTHER WAYS TO EXPERIENCE THE LS!
HOW WE GOT STARTED
For us it began as a simple discussion that I (husband) brought up because of fantasies we had both mentioned during sex. I asked my partner how she felt about exploring some of our fantasies in real life.
At first she was hesitant and apprehensive. (which as the initiator that's likely what you should expect) I ensured her that I was not bringing it up because there was something missing from our relationship, because there wasn't/isn't. We are completely okay with never playing with anyone else again if that's what one us wanted. (We are all we will ever need, we both agree you guys are a pretty sweet bonus tho!)
COMMUNICATION IS #1 π£
We can not express the importance of open, vulnerable, honest communication.
Don't be afraid of the hard discussions, they are going to come up. Someone is going to feel left out, someone is going to be into a couple and the other isn't. You are going to need to communicate those feelings to your partner or someone will end up with hurt feelings or worse. π
We have found that this journey also requires (atleast for us) that you must always put the needs of your partner before your own desires or fantasies. Because really at the end of the day you began this journey together β€οΈ and we belive you should continue that way no matter if you remain in the LS or not.
BOUNDRIES definitely #2
Pre-discuss what you do and don't want to happen in an encounter/play session/date, it doesn't have to be specific just general rules/boundaries such as (only oral, kissing, full swap, protection, no play on a first date)
For example we have decided for now we are a full swap/hard swap couple, we are okay playing with couples who aren't and we respect their boundaries! For us it just means we've pre-discussed that we are okay with penetrative sex with ot
... keep reading on reddit β‘A lot of steel structures such as cranes, heavy machinery and other equipment subjected to repetitive loading is highly likely to develop cracks or failures because of the fatigue damage. The cost of every hour of equipment downtime is usually very expensive, making it mandatory to perform residual life calculations or fatigue checks.
Here is our article on how to conduct fatigue checks directly in Ansys using SDC Verifier
https://sdcverifier.com/articles/conduct-fatigue-checks-directly-in-ansys-using-sdc-verifier/
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
We talked about this quarter being some sort of disappointing in our last post, and that's where I want to start us off.
I decided to poke around. This is from their IPO with the quarterly report that followed.
>Seasonality
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>Our business does not experience material seasonality fluctuations in the results of our operations and cash flow needs throughout the year. However, we do increase our marketing spend at certain periods of the year, such as January, when members typically have a higher focus on aesthetics, and we experience corresponding increases in website traffic and SmileShop bookings as a result of these increased marketing efforts. In contrast, the third quarter has historically tended to have less growth relative to other quarters. ^([1])
It looks like this was a premonition, it was set in stone that this is their least eventful quarter.
This earnings was going to be bleak. What if management accepted this outcome, and wanted to rip off the band-aid by moving up the earnings call? Instead, we took the earnings move as a positive sign because of other companies. I was blinded by othersβI was blinded by the chance to have a shake-up, a positive quarter surprise.
Perhaps, this is good fortune in disguise. As we get rid of 'paper hands', get rid of tight stop-losses, and others, the long-term holders remain. This disaster should soften future expectations. Although for the next foreseeable quarter is depicted not as rosy, this should give management a chance to pick-up the slack on iOS changes and push further into their expansion plans.
>Risks Related to Our Business
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>We have a limited operating history and have grown significantly in a short period of time. If we fail to manage our growth effectively, our business could be materially adversely affected.
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>We were organized and began selling clear aligners manufactured by third parties in 2014, and we began selling clear aligners manufactured by us in 2016. We began selling a suite of ancillary oral care products in January 2020. Accordingly, we have a limited operating history, which makes an evaluation of our future prospects difficult. Our operating results have fluctuated in the past and we expect our future quarterly and annual operating results to fluctuate as we focus on increasing demand for our products. We may need to make business decisions that could adversely affect our operating results,
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
I picked up 2 10tb HGST white label SAS drives and ran an extended SMART test on them. On the unraid dashboard I have the green thumbs up and no SMART errors were reported, but when I go into the drive attributes the SMART self-test results say "Errors occurred - Check SMART report."
Here are the SMART error summaries for both drives:
sdc:
Errors Corrected by Total Correction Gigabytes Total
ECC rereads/ errors algorithm processed uncorrected
fast | delayed rewrites corrected invocations [10^9 bytes] errors
read: 0 0 0 0 33 1088.315 0
write: 0 0 0 0 54 14905.290 0
verify: 0 0 0 0 339 0.024 0
Non-medium error count: 0
sdd:
Errors Corrected by Total Correction Gigabytes Total
ECC rereads/ errors algorithm processed uncorrected
fast | delayed rewrites corrected invocations [10^9 bytes] errors
read: 0 0 0 0 104 1087.406 0
write: 0 0 0 0 30 10027.923 0
verify: 0 0 0 0 679 0.050 0
Non-medium error count: 0
Do the error results above seem okay? I have already had to send back 2 drives as they both failed in sector 3, so I want to make sure that these won't fail when in my array.
If anyone has any suggestions on further testing I'd be glad to do it. I have heard preclearing is a good way to stress test the disks, but I've read that it isn't really recommended to do anymore.
BTW I am using the GA7-TESM motherboard with the built in SAS controller flashed to IT mode. I currently have 4 sata drives attached to it that have been working fine for years.
SOLVED: I was dding the image onto /dev/sdc1 rather than /dev/sdc. Thanks to all that helped.
Have loaded install70.img onto a USB using dd on Arch.
Upon booting into the USB I get:
probing: pc0 mem[352K 280K 2140M 141M 1M 5872M]
disk: hd0* hd1* hd2*
>> OpenBSD/amd64 BOOTX64 3.59
open(hd0a:/etc/boot.conf): Invalid argument
boot>
cannot open hd0a:/etc/random.seed: Invalid argument
booting hd0a:/bsd: open hd0a:/bsd: Invalid argument
failed(22). will try /bsd
boot>
cannot open hd0a:/etc/random.seed: Invalid argument
booting hd0a:/bsd: open hd0a:/bsd: Invalid argument
failed(22). will try /bsd
Turning timeout off.
boot>
Checking machine diskinfo, hd0 is the USB I'm trying to install from and hd1 is the SSD I want to install onto. (hd2 is a storage drive). EDIT: This was verified by comparing hd* with its storage size: hd0 had 30GB hence USB etc
I've tried searching for this error but haven't found anyone stuck on just the installation.
When I reboot into arch, I can't mount the USB due to wrong file type, bad superblock etc.
I've redone the dd command but still same output on booting.
Booting from the USB without UEFI gets me:
Using drive 0, partition 3.
No O/S
I don't think I've missed anything from the installation faq. Don't really know what else I could have done at this point, haven't even reached the point of actually using OpenBSD on this computer.
Pilot on me!!
I put in my two weeks on Friday. I had to wait for the NOASM to show up, because of course there would never be a salaried manager or the ASDS in my store on a Friday. Why would there be? After the restructuring of management, and the removal of the D93 DS position, I told my SM that I didn't want to be in a customer facing position. As there were only customer facing DSes and CXMs in our store, I would have to drop down to an associate. My SM's wonderful decision for literally the only person in the store who can correctly do RTVs, Receiving, and HHM? Lumber recovery. That's it. Just lumber recovery. "I don't know if we can slot you back into D93." Our lumber department is the laziest department that I have ever seen. So I decided to start interviewing elsewhere. I got an interview for a warehouse supervisor set up the day that the changes were rolled out (actually, I was texting the recruiter DURING the rollout meeting with the SM). I got the offer on Friday for almost double my current wage, even after the "raise".
I am so pumped to get out of this store, and stop being the HHM/Garbage bitch for the entire store.
I am so stoked to not have to figure out why the fuck we returned ten god damn appliances in one week, even though the ASMs know we will never get credit on them, and then I get yelled at by those same ASMs for the cage being at 30k.
I am so stoked to not get dumbass service desk workers calling me constantly through the day, to ask me where an order that came in three fucking months ago is, even though they should have verified it on the RFR every day.
I am so stoked to not have to be the bitch for lumber, who just decide that they don't have to do fucking anything, so the ASMs call me, in receiving, to drop concrete/lumber, even though there are three drivers in lumber, and I'm currently unloading an SDC on my own.
I am so stoked to not have to practically beg the ASMs to do markdown approvals, and they'll maybe come back once a week and do it half-heartedly. Meanwhile, the SM reports to the DM that it's done twice a day.
The best part? Our ops ASM who is now directly in charge of D93? She knows literally nothing about receiving. She has called me on my days off to walk her through key reccing a truck. Our D93 associates are both brand new, and our new RTV clerk has already lost over $10k in merchandise, including a customer repair, in the past month.
But you know what? It's not my fucking problem any more. It feels great.
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
Why
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