37 Hilarious Rùm Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Anyone been to Rùm?

Planning on going to Rùm for a couple days soon. Stay in a bothy, climb Askival, take a stroll on the beach etc etc Anyone got any advice for going this time of year? How long it would take to walk from ferry terminal to west coast? Thanks

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👤︎ u/Penguiin

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Kinloch Castle - Island of Rùm, Scotland reddit.com/gallery/s0lygk

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👤︎ u/rockystl

📅︎ Jan 10 2022

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Rùm on the horizon at sunset, last summer

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👤︎ u/ManualPancake

📅︎ May 25 2021

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Rùm at Sunset, Friday night

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👤︎ u/ManualPancake

📅︎ Sep 20 2020

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Rùm, Eigg and Muck from north side of Ardnamurchan

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👤︎ u/fucha1981

📅︎ Jan 15 2020

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Rum from the Isle of Rùm

Just finished my first bottle of this and could not recommend it more! Rum from the Isle of Rùm, genius. Got my bottle in the crowdfund campaign last year. Not sure if they have more for sale but you need to get one of these in your collection.

https://preview.redd.it/m7k8n5mz0af61.png?width=1444&format=png&auto=webp&s=f1a447e08cc2d6e66ba97debc9e0077262d7677e

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👤︎ u/Anything_Rum

📅︎ Feb 03 2021

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Rum frae Rùm imgur.com/SulnEgX

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👤︎ u/Olap

📅︎ Dec 09 2020

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Isle of Rùm, Scotland. 4624x1921 [OC]

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👤︎ u/Okoernfero

📅︎ Jul 25 2020

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Sunrise at Elgol on the Isle of Skye. In the distance, 20km away, are the mountains on the Isle of Rùm: Elgol, Isle of Skye, Scotland [OC] [4993x3994]

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👤︎ u/LightSweep

📅︎ Oct 22 2020

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The "Western Isles" delivering a new vehicle to the Isle of Rùm. c.1974

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👤︎ u/Somerlad

📅︎ Jun 17 2019

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Rùm, Eigg and Muck from Ardnamurchan

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👤︎ u/fucha1981

📅︎ Jan 15 2020

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Rùm, from the Singing Sands of Eigg. Shot this past weekend: OC

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👤︎ u/ayegudyin

📅︎ Oct 26 2017

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View of Canna from the Isle of Rùm, Scotland.

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👤︎ u/gwcoep_bot

📅︎ Nov 18 2018

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MF135 being delivered to the Isle of Rùm.

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👤︎ u/Somerlad

📅︎ Jun 17 2019

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Jurassic Rùm: What if John Hammond had returned to his native Scotland and continued the Jurassic Park franchise...

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👤︎ u/liam_na_mara

📅︎ Dec 09 2018

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The isle of Rùm, seen from the Singing Sands of Eigg. The Small Isles, Scotland. Fuji xt1

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👤︎ u/ayegudyin

📅︎ Oct 26 2017

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View of Canna from the Isle of Rùm, Scotland. [OC][3264x1836]

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👤︎ u/lumpypuke

📅︎ Nov 18 2018

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Loch Moidart, Ardnamurchan peninsula looking out to Rùm, Eigg and Muck.

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👤︎ u/ewenmax

📅︎ Jul 23 2016

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Rùm, from the Singing Sands of Eigg. Shot this past weekend: OC

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👤︎ u/ImagesOfNetwork

📅︎ Oct 26 2017

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(OC) Stayed in this cabin on the Isle of Rùm off the west coast of Scotland.

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👤︎ u/McFaldo

📅︎ Jan 31 2019

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Billiard Room of Kinloch Castle, on the Isle of Rùm off the west coast of Scotland (built 1897-1900) [1440x960]

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👤︎ u/94svtcobra

📅︎ Nov 29 2012

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The Isles of Eigg, Muck and Rùm from Portuairk, Scotland [3264x2448]

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👤︎ u/Cameron42

📅︎ May 27 2016

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Hoe Point from Nest Point in Isle of Skye with view on Canna and Rùm islands - Scotland - [4027x3054] (OC)

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👤︎ u/troubaba

📅︎ Oct 28 2017

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Loch Moidart Ardnamurchan peninsula looking out to Rùm, Eigg and Muck. Scotland. [OC] 2880 x 1560

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👤︎ u/ewenmax

📅︎ Jul 23 2016

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View of the Isle of Skye from the Isle of Rùm, Scotland [OC] [1440x740]

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👤︎ u/ImagesOfNetwork

📅︎ Sep 09 2017

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Kinloch Castle, a late Victorian mansion located on the Isle of Rùm, one of the Small Isles off the west coast of Scotland, completed in 1900 (more in comments) [1600x1200]

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👤︎ u/94svtcobra

📅︎ Oct 28 2012

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Entrance Hall of Kinloch Castle, a late Victorian mansion completed in 1900 on the Isle of Rùm, one of the Small Isles off the west coast of Scotland [2848x4288] flickr.com/photos/neil_ro…

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👤︎ u/94svtcobra

📅︎ Oct 28 2012

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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👤︎ u/anywhereiroa

📅︎ Jan 15 2022

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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👤︎ u/Leckzsluthor

📅︎ Jan 02 2022

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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👤︎ u/CzarcasmRules

📅︎ Jan 23 2022

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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👤︎ u/FriendshipElegant401

📅︎ Jan 20 2022

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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👤︎ u/frexyincdude

📅︎ Jan 14 2022

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You've been hit by

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👤︎ u/mordrathe

📅︎ Jan 20 2022

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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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👤︎ u/diggitygiggitycee

📅︎ Jan 21 2022

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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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👤︎ u/smoffatt34920

📅︎ Jan 22 2022

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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👤︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia

📅︎ Jan 11 2022

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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👤︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep

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