My wife Ruth left me because of my jokes

I told her am Ruthless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssigea
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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We used to have a Teacher’s assistant named Ruth, but one day she left.

After that, our teacher became ruthless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Steph_Curryan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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I've just texted my wife Ruth to tell her its over...

I'm ruthless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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It was so sad when Ruth died

It all became so ruthless...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CornLuck
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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My girlfriend Ruth left me today...

I guess you could say I'm pretty Ruthless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Johnny and Ruth are biking down a hill.

Ruth hits a tree.

Johnny decides to continue on.

Ruthlessly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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The Supreme Court is still in session without Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

So far, their decisions have been ruthless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavideoandPhoto
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Broke up with my girlfriend Ruth via text this morning.

I'm ruthless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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My wife Ruth cheated on me

So now I'm going for a Ruthless divorce

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Ruth's Mom

Ruth's mom made cookies. She left the kitchen and when she returned, the cookies were all eaten. She thought Ruth ate them, but she wanted to know for sure. She put the kettle on, because she knew if she wanted the truth from her daughter she would have to have the tea first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Urwinator
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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Our baby Ruth isn’t with us

We are Ruthless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Palerthanghosts
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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Shouldn't Fun- sized Baby Ruth bars be called Preemie Ruths?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Murphy223
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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When I lost Ruth in the grocery store, I destroyed nearly every aisle looking for her.

I was Ruthless in my pursuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poppatop
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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Why doesn't Ruth like Joshua?

Because Joshua Judges Ruth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rv1714
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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The rest of my family is going to Ruth's Chris tonight for dinner...

I guess the decision to work tonight was a big missed-steak on my part.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eericwhitee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2016
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So we have a colleague at head office called Ruth.

Whenever she's on holiday, I try to contain myself.

Because, for those days she's off, all I can think is 'looks like this company is... Ruth-less."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scherazade
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2016
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Did you hear what happened when Babe Ruth finally quit playing for the Yankees?

The team became ruthless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gronke
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2017
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Ruth

http://i.imgur.com/iHVEArl.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hillai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2014
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I broke up with my girlfriend, Ruth

I’m ruthless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/batmanjerkins
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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So my girlfriend, Ruth broke up with me today

Now I'm Ruthless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/God_of_spam
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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