Why should Simon and Garfunkel rule the World?

Because then at least the Trains would run on Parsley, Sage, Rosemary AND Thyme!

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📅︎ Jan 16 2019
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Girlfriend was talking about her coworker...

"I don't know why Rosemary hates me so much. " honey, I have some sage advice for you... If you want Rosemary to like you you just have to give her thyme. Go about it gingerly."

Bright side, the couch is comfy

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📅︎ Aug 02 2016
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I took my father out for an early father's day dinner

We got our meals (both ordered the porterhouse) and it comes with a sprig of thyme as garnish on the plate. He picks it up and puts it on his shoulder and sings "Thyme it's on my side, yes it is." The server proceeds to tell us it is rosemary, and he started singing "Rosemary is on my side, yes it is." Laughter and eye rolls ensure.

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👤︎ u/steakfatt
📅︎ Jun 21 2015
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Got dad on Father's Day

My Dad and I were making a batch of herb roasted nuts for my grandfather which requires meticulously picking apart fresh thyme and rosemary for chopping.

My Dad: the best part is our hands will smell great for the rest of the day!

Me: yeah, we've got too much thyme on our hands!

Dad: Hey! That's my job!

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👤︎ u/TunaBoots
📅︎ Jun 19 2016
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My mom still won't talk to me

So my mom sent me a text asking if we had basil, thyme, rosemary, and sage. I didn't respond then she texted me again saying she's going to the store, and I need to check now. I texted her back 'I'm running out of thyme to tell you?' It's been half an hour and hasn't answered

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📅︎ Feb 20 2014
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