A list of puns related to "Rosemary & Thyme"
Because then at least the Trains would run on Parsley, Sage, Rosemary AND Thyme!
"I don't know why Rosemary hates me so much. " honey, I have some sage advice for you... If you want Rosemary to like you you just have to give her thyme. Go about it gingerly."
Bright side, the couch is comfy
We got our meals (both ordered the porterhouse) and it comes with a sprig of thyme as garnish on the plate. He picks it up and puts it on his shoulder and sings "Thyme it's on my side, yes it is." The server proceeds to tell us it is rosemary, and he started singing "Rosemary is on my side, yes it is." Laughter and eye rolls ensure.
My Dad and I were making a batch of herb roasted nuts for my grandfather which requires meticulously picking apart fresh thyme and rosemary for chopping.
My Dad: the best part is our hands will smell great for the rest of the day!
Me: yeah, we've got too much thyme on our hands!
Dad: Hey! That's my job!
So my mom sent me a text asking if we had basil, thyme, rosemary, and sage. I didn't respond then she texted me again saying she's going to the store, and I need to check now. I texted her back 'I'm running out of thyme to tell you?' It's been half an hour and hasn't answered
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