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John winced as he stood as tall as he could over the crowd of Tanren, waving his spear to beckon them and their attention. He removed his helmet and brushed his hair out of his face, clearing his throat before speaking.
"Last night and this morning, the invading army of Ofturharken has lifted their siege upon you and this town, their general in our custody and their now splintered army rendered broken and ineffective. This significant victory, against all odds, despite their great numbers, brings us closer to the end of conflict with our northern neighbors. However, a new one has just begun, two men fight for power and wealth at the cost of you, Sehlahtar may be under another siege in due time, and you'll be torn between two new masters and their odious ambitions of power.
For this reason, we on the river Kulven are withdrawing from further conflict. We have done what we have came for and are ready to force peace with Ofturharken. We will go our own way, and any who wish to get away from further blood and destruction are welcome to join us.
This is not an easy path to tread though. Your homes are burning, possessions under ash and rubble. You may be missing loved ones. And yet we are all still under threat from the foe of yesterday, and two new menaces outside our door. We of Saerna are few, we have little, all who come would have to build anew, but we can also offer our full support in these endeavors.
Despite the current predicament, and I will admit to some trepidation, we can turn back all who come with ill intentions, just as we had done in but a couple precision strikes against an already great and terrible foe. With all arrangements made as is our duty, we will be able to defend our little home on the river and ride out the storm of war and menace of tyranny, if necessary for years, if necessary... alone.
As it has been proven here, the true children of Kost will go on until the end. If we are pushed to take to battle again, we will do so, and we will fight in the forest, we will fight on the rivers and beaches, we will fight with growing confidence and growing strength in our fields, we will defend our home, whatever the cost may be. We will fight amidst the ruins of old, we will fight in the mountains and in the streets, we will f
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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Since it's been quite some years since I seen towable AT guns Every time I return every couple of months, the first question on my mind is "Can I tow AT guns yet?" and feel like it's never coming back to the game's same meta's and no towing. I feel like there are some changes the devs can make to existing gameplay by tweaking some already existing sheet' here and there, to spice the game up and breathe some new life into it alongside the Armoured update which will be here soon™.
Two things have to be said first;
1. Predominantly everyone plays Offensive. Just give it a shake up, fack' the current balance and ignore RAAS, Skirmish etc. game modes for now.
2. Mods are not going to fix this, it has to be done at vanilla level.
While the changes I'm about to propose are not going to be good with most of the player base, I just want to see the game take a step in a refreshing direction and this is the ideas I have managed to come up with even though they sound very idealistic, alternatively let's discuss what you think is good, meh, bad and what you as a player would like to add or change in this list to shake up the Offensive game mode. I think I discussions about this is a good idea, however given recent track record, deep down I feel like not much if anything will change. Yet I dream on.
Changes to Infantry
- Allow Squad leaders to build FOB's, provided there are supplies dumped in the area.
- Squad Vehicles - Just like tankers, should be able to pick the vehicle they spawn, whether it be a transport truck, motorbike or mechanized. There should be "X" amount of vehicles available to spawn just like for tankers.
- Take away the Engineer class from infantry for Offensive game mode.
- Transfer the specialized vehicle (i.e 20mm German truck etc) to Logistics.
- Change number of available medic role's per squad to 1.
Changes to Logistics
- Increase max size squad to 6 players.
- Scrap MSP's completely like in Chapter 3 Maps. Alternatively a Logistic Truck can be sacrificed into a stationary MSP via interaction. It will then stay as an "MSP" until it is destroyed
- Increase number of total logistic trucks to 3. Especially on larger maps, I still have no idea why Doorwerth has 1 Logi truck available to each side while being one of the largest maps in game. Maps like Best should now have 2 logi trucks.
- Decrease maximum amount of supplies carried by a logistic truck to 800 supplies.
- Give Logistic team the Specialise
Pilot on me!!
What happens when a fullbring becomes a hollow or gets eaten by one? Its probably not an event that happens very often, considering that most known fullbringers have been explicitly sent to soul society and I'm guessing this is no coincidence, as it would be quite inconvenient for pieces of the spirit king to fall into huecomundo, specially considering how from entering and fighting there alone Chad gained additional power, so its only logical that fullbringer hollow would become even stronger. Whats more, the Fullbringers forming groups alone was enough to make Soul Society wary of them enough to murder most of Xcution, which I suspect has something to do with the birth of Aura Michibane, the child of two fullbringers whose union recreated the chain of faith of the spirit king resulting on a Fullbringer with reiatsu on par with Aizen (probably referring to his original reiatsu which was only more than twice that of a regular captain). Now think about what would happen if a hollow with a piece of the spirit king ate another one? It could easily result on pieces of the spirit king being assembled on hollow quite possible even stronger than Aura.
Where are this hollows though? Unless the fullbrings weakens when in hollows I doubt they were among the Espada, specially since it been implied there were many more Vasto Lorde out there that never became Espada and in fact the novels stated there were entire entire villages of hidden Vasto Lorde, though considering that a couple of this were beaten by Nelliel and Grimmjow in the novels, the ones with pieces of the spirit king ought to be even more well hidden and even less interested in asserting their power, which would make sense considering how other beings with pieces of the spirit king (like Gerard, Gremmy, Pernida and again Aura) didn't seem to be all the way there in terms of regular behavior.
One thing is certain though, if Xcution and the Szchutzstaffel (specially if you count Yhwach, being the spirit king's son, as a piece) are anything to go by, when inhabitting the living beings the pieces of the spirit king tend to search for one another, specially for those that are in the same soul specie as theirs and when they do they tend to take after the ideologies of their races to its logical conclusion: the quincy with the pieces of the soul king wanted to follow Yhwach, defend the pride of the quincy and bring about change by eliminating life and death; the humans in Xcution (which in a way seems to be a
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Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Nothing, it just waved
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
Because his Visa didn’t work.
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
A happy Uncle.....
"Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!"
"That's what they're fighting about."
