Rock solid pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Creditcard
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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The neighbors are rock solid at puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImOnWalmartWiFi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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Dwayne Johnson has always been a rock solid dude
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πŸ‘€︎ u/triccmints
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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I got into an argument with a statue the other day...

and I have to admit it had some rock solid points.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoridinReborn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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My dad always told me "don't be quick to find faults."

Good Dad, terrible geologist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewargingned
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish?

That she was a little boulder!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/starshine531
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2016
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What rock group has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SatanIsALawyer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2015
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People keep telling me to get rid of my pet rock

But it has too much sedimental value

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m_aurelius
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2017
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I work in a formica factory...

Everyone says I am counter-productive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHobbitPimp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2016
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There was a suspicious β€˜accident’ at a construction site. The police investigated all the workers at the job site . . .

It looked like foul play. The mason wasn’t a suspect. He had a concrete alibi. The night of the accident he said he was with his girlfriend. She confirmed this. There was a wall of evidence. Consequently his alibi was rock solid and not just a facade. There was damning evidence that it was the plumber. They figured his alibi, that he was at the casino, wouldn’t hold water. But cameras showed fluid betting all night. This, obviously, threw a wrench in the investigation. The investigators followed a lead to the electrician. He had a shocking secret. It seems the electrician had been charged with battery only months earlier. But it was a dead end. They looked at the HVAC installer, but his alibi was airtight. Next, they tried to nail the Roofer, as he had been spouting off about the victim the day of the accident. But the roofer had been hammered all day. There was no way they could paint him as the cunning mastermind.

Then they saw the writing on the wall: the painter had both motive and opportunity. He was seen canvassing the accident site a few strokes before midnight when the accident occurred. The victim fell off a faulty ladder that was covered in finger paint. It seems the victim and the painter had a few brush-ins before. And it wasn’t a pretty picture. The painter was indicted, but despite all the evidence, the charges didn’t stick and the jury let him roll off clean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dirty_Entendre
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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Fossil record...

...it's rock solid evidence of evolution.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Noah271
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2017
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Excuse me, this coffee tastes like dirt

Of course it does, it's fresh ground.

Edit: This, of course, is an Amazon Echo dad joke. It's a rock solid piece of machinery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuzzWeedle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2015
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My roommate is Geology Major

Roommate "I have been studying these three pages of notes on geological formations. It's so tedious."

Me "Yes, but, would you say that the information is rock solid?"

My girlfriend was visibly upset.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funky_Crisp
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2016
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What advice do you give to a rock that's dating? cc:my 20-year old girl officemate

You need to be a little boulder.

You gotta admit, that joke's rock solid, right?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonastheokay
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2016
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Dad joke'd on campus, by a girl

Little background: I was standing on a roughly-3' rock wall along a sidewalk/eating area on campus. My friend was sitting at a table next to this.

We were engaging in a lively discussion when a girl walks by and sternly asks; "Are you talking down to her?" - and starts laughing maniacally.

Having a solid appreciation for dad jokes, I laugh heartily too and gently whisper "be my dad?" as she walks away...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LibertyFive3000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2014
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