Tunay kaya yung mga bentang Hennessy XO sa mga Robinsons? Dubious kasi P9,000.00 lang per bottle, average MSRP nyan anywhere in the world is closer to P14,000.00 and isa pa naka alangan is Ralph's pala ang may hawak ng mga liquor section, eh medyo may pagka scalawag daw yang company na yan. anyway, do you have experience buying high end wines and liquors sa Robinsons? Tunay naman ba?
Do you have recommendations kung saang supermarket ok magrocery? e.g. SM, Landmark, robinson, etc. Di naman ako against sa local wet and dry market kaya lang super dami ng tao palagi. Di maiwasan ang kumpulan at dikitan. Yung pasok padin sana sa budgetarians hehe. Thanks in advance!
Around Alabang if that helps.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
I guess the concept didn't work
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
He lost May
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
^(I've now been doing these for 50 weeks....holy fuck.)
Tag me in any corrections
Anything in [square brackets] is yesterday's number as a placeholder
Key Points;
- 9 New Cases
- All In Auckland
- 1131 Total
- Recovered 902 (+41)
- Active Cases; 229 (-33)
- 14 in the past 14 days not yet epi-linked and not connected to a cluster
- ^(Updated to reflect the wording on the presser)
- All of todays are linked
- 3 of new cases are Household contacts, 6 are known contacts of cases
- Only 1 of yesterdays remain unlinked
- Seven (50%) of yesterday’s *14 cases have exposure events
- ^(* 1 of yesterday's cases has been reclassified as under investigation)
- 13 In Hospital (-2)
- 3 in ICU/HDU (n/c)
- 14,585 tests processed last 24 hours
- 6928 swabs taken in Auckland
- Mt Wellington 297 swabs yesterday
- Clover Park 1725 swabs since tuesday
- Since 1 Sept - 20.8% of that suburbs population have been tested.
- If you live there go and get tested
- Vaccines administered to date (total): 4,917,531;
- 1st doses: 3,192,380; 2nd doses: 1,725,151
- Vaccines administered yesterday (total): 49,115;
- 1st doses: 20,983; 2nd doses: 28,132
What we know as at 12:45pm
- There were 15 New Cases Yesterday
- 14 cases in the last 14 days are unlinked - including 3 from yesterday
- 15 cases were in hospital yesterday - 3 in ICU or HDU
- Auckland is now at Level 3 for 2 weeks, until at least 5th October
- Rest of NZ remains at Level 2 until at least the same date.
- Stuff; What we know about the Delta outbreak's linked and unlinked sub-clusters
- Modelling presented by Shaun Hendy yesterday has been criticised by Economic modeller Rodney Jones; calling it 'unconvincing'. Hendy has defended it.
- A man who edited an official text message stating he had returned a negative Covid test to say it was positive will appear in Hamilton District Court today on a charge of altering a document with intent to deceive.
- What. A. Fuckwit.
- [See all the latest locations of interest here](https://www.health.govt.nz/our-work/diseases-and-conditions/covid-19-novel-coronavirus/covid-19-health-advice-public/contact-tracing-covid-1
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
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Nothing, he was gladiator.
The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors”
