Rime Organisé Puns

Salut à tous. 😄

Aujourd'hui, nous avons organisé le premier marathon de WriteStreak... Et ce fut un franc succès ! Mais nous en reparlerons plus tard. 😉

Tout d'abord, qu'avez-vous pensé de la petite devinette de u/EauRegale d'hier ? Aviez-vous trouvé la solution ?

Pour ceux qui ne l'auraient pas deviné, la réponse était >!eofbnzofubz!< ! 😮

(Bon ok, la réponse était >!Blaise Pascal !<. 🤐)

Je vous propose de réitérer l'expérience avec une deuxième devinette de u/EauRegale concernant la culture française :

>Je suis un mets. Mon origine remonte à l’Égypte Antique, mais c'est bien à la France que mon image est associée. Avec moins de 30 000 tonnes produites annuellement dont les 3/4 en France, je suis réservé aux fêtes ou aux occasions spéciales pour lesquelles déposé et non étalé sur une tranche toastée ou bien rapidement poêlé, je suis dégusté. Cette consommation fait cependant aujourd'hui débat : elle rime avec maltraitance animale.
>
>Qui suis-je ?

N'oubliez pas de mentionner u/EauRegale et de camoufler votre réponse !

>!A demain !!< 😁

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Mathematical puns makes me number

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

He lost May

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

Put it on my bill

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

Qu'est-ce que la Fonction Publique (FP) ?

« Personnes morales et organismes sous au droit administratif dont le recrutement se fait sur la base du droit public ». Trois versants : État (FPE), territoriale (FPT : régions, départements, communes, etc.), et hospitalière (FPH) basé sur la catégorie juridique de l'employeur, voir sur Wikipédia pour une liste.

En 2016 on compte 5,7 M d'employés (fonctionnaires et contractuels) répartie comme suivant 44 % FPE, 35 % FPT, 21 % FPH. Insee

Que font les agents de la FP ?

Pour débuter il y a deux types d'agents. Les fonctionnaires ceux qui sont titulaires (accès par concours), ils n'ont donc pas de contrats de travail mais une situation statutaire et réglementaire (le fameux « emploi à vie »). Les contractuels sont les personnes non fonctionnaires, ils ont un contrat de travail soit à durée déterminé (3 ans) soit indéterminé (CDI qui se développe de plus en plus).

Sur l'activité des agents on résume par : toutes activités ayant pour but de servir l'intérêt générale. Faire une liste serait quasiment impossible, vous pouvez cependant voir dans le répertoire des métiers pour la FPE on utilise RIME (Répertoire Interministériel des Métiers de l’État) qui compte 282 métiers de références tel que : chargé de compta public, prévisionniste des crues, navigateur fluviale, démineur, psychologue, admin SI, magistrats, etc. Bref... tout ce que vous pouvez imaginer, l'Administration le fait.

Quelle différence avec le privé ?

Je vais commencer par les fonctionnaires, on ne parle pas de métier mais de carrière. En tant que fonctionnaire on rejoint un corps (cadre d'emploi dans la FPT) et obtient un grade. C'est très important, car chaque personne dans un Corps/Cadre peut avoir n'importe quelle emploi dans ce corps/cadre selon son grade. Il y a bien entendu des formations et des prérequis mais la théorie c'est ça !

Pour donner un exemple dans la FPT un agent qui s'occupe du budget peut basculer dans le recrutement. Car ils sont tous les deux dans le cadre « attaché territorial ». Bien entendu c'est la théorie, il y a toujours un recr

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

At work, I have a workstation.

edit: cheers u/cheer_up_richard