My wife asked if I've seen the dog bowl.

I said I never knew he did.

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👤︎ u/Minibula
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So I had to go all the way to Japan for a doctor's appointment.

The doctor didn't speak much English, but after he examined me for a few minutes, he said "You got Ed Zachary disease" I said, "Doctor, what the heck is Ed Zachary disease?" He replies "It simple. You face look Ed Zachary rike you ass."

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