Ricciotti Garibaldi Puns

In several weeks, I shall be releasing a Hot Take^(tm) that is definitely not that Giani should have a sane path. I repeat, I will not under any circumstances say that the people's Duce who is the only one that can lead Italy to glory over all her foes should have a sane path. None-a that. But I do have some Italy for y'all, so let's get to it.

Italo Balbo, potential "moderate" Duce of Italy, was born on June 6th, 1896 in the city of Fererra. He was politically active at a younger age than anybody I've featured on this series so far, joining a revolt in Albania(led by Ricciotti Garibaldi, son of the legendary Giuseppe Garibaldi) at the tender age of 14. After the outbreak of World War One, Balbo was a strong proponent of Italian participation on the Entente's side. Following Italy's declaration of war on Germany in 1915, he joined the army, serving as an officer in the elite Alpini mountain infantry. Balbo earned the Silver Medal for Military Valor twice, the Bronze Medal for Military Valor once, and had been promoted to captain by war's end. Balbo obtained a law degree after the war and remained active in politics-being known as a committed republican but an enemy of socialists and the unions he saw as their territory. In 1920 he joined a Masonic lodge, before leaving in 1923. This is notable because, just three days after his departure, the Grand Council of Fascism, at the time simply the governing body of the National Fascist Party, voted to ban party members from having Masonic ties.

Balbo was fortunate to have left before the ban took effect, as he had joined the NFP two years before, right after the party itself was founded. Rising quickly through the formation of fascist gangs that would attack their communist counterparts, Balbo was a member of the original Quadrumvirate, the four men who planned the infamous March on Rome that would see Mussolini installed as dictator of the nation. In 1923 he became a founding member of the Grand Council of Fascism. At around this time, Balbo was also charged with the murder of Father Giovanni Minzoni, a Fererran priest who had begun his own form of scout group to teach the local youths the values of Catholicism, as well as those promoted by the wider scouting movement, as opposed to the principles promoted by the various fascist youth organizations. Father Minzoni was killed by a pair of hitmen on Balbo's orders. Though these charges caused him to flee Rome, they did not prevent him from holding several mid-ra

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

The doctor says it terminal.

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.