A list of puns related to "Renovate Now"
My parents are in their kitchen, talking about their different lighting options. Right now, they have several (8, in fact) recessed lights. Some are on a dimmer, some are not.
Mom's talking about how with the way the lights are currently set up, she likes when only 4 are turned on, based on the way they're set up.
"At any rate, the way it looks right now, won't be the same if we get the pendant lights put in. It'll be much better, they won't all be so close together" Mom says.
"Yeah", says Dad, "they'll all be...
Indie-pendant"
God love him.
She was telling me about her renovations of her office at work; Wife: The bathrooms are really nice now. Me: Really? How? Wife: They're only one at a time and they have fans. Me: What do the fans do? Cheer for you as you go? A little salt n peppa?
Ahhh push it. Push it real good!
Out at poker with the guys- friend who just purchased his first house shows up. We ask if he's moved in yet, but he's still renovating.
"There's just a bunch of studs in the kitchen right now"
"Oh, well why didn't you invite them too?"
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