I was sitting at a red light with my family, when all of a sudden I said "Look, son! A super hero!"
Did you hear that a car full of garlic, ginger, and lemongrass ran a red light in the middle of the city, injuring tens of people?
It was a fragrant disregard for public safety.
A woman driving a minivan with 7 hyperactive kids gets pulled over for running a red light. The cop says “Don’t you know when to stop?” The woman says...
Two snails pulled up next to me at a red light.
When the light turned green they sped away.
I looked to my friend and said, “look at that S car go!”
I just saw a AAA battery-delivery truck run a red light. Hope he doesn't get charged.
Why did the traffic light go red?
Because it saw a pretty car.
Did you hear about the guy that stopped at a red light?
Why do traffic lights turn red?
You'd turn red too if you had to change in the middle of the street.
What do you call a skinny person waiting at a red light ?
light-wait (get it, like lightweight)
Hamilton ran a red light last week
People who run red lights are having a rough go of it.
You can tell they're really going through it.
Dad pulls up to a red light, Car next to him revs the engine and yells "race?"
Guy blew a red light and got into a pretty bad accident. A quick scan of the interior gives a pretty good idea of why he couldn't stop. (X-post from r/justrolledintotheshop)
Why do stop lights turn red?
well, what color would you be if you had to change in the middle of the street?
My friend Phil runs red lights.
It’s okay though. His business is contracted by the city to maintain them.
A friend of mine keeps running red lights...
he's really just gotta stop.
The guy behind me at a red light kept horsing around
http://i.imgur.com/Y1Jh0h3.jpg
Hitting red lights
- Dad: "You said you'd be home in 10 minutes, it's been 20!"
- Me: "Sorry, I hit every red light on the way here."
- Dad: "Really? You must have been flying pretty high in the sky."
What did the green light say to the red light?
What did the Red light say to the Green light?
Don't look at me I'm changing!
What did the Red light say to the Green light?
Don't look at me I'm changing!
What did the Red light say to the Green light?
Don't look at me I'm changing!
What did the Red light say to the Green light?
Don't look at me I'm changing!
Why did the traffic light turn red?
It was embarrassed to change in the street!
What did the Red light say to the Green light?
Don't look at me I'm changing!
What did the Red light say to the Green light?
Don't look at me I'm changing!
What did the red light say to the green light?
“Don’t look at me! I’m changing!”
What did the Red light say to the Green light?
Don't look!! I'm changing!!
Why did the traffic light turn red?
You would too, if you had to change in public!
What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look, I'm changing!
Why do traffic lights turn red?
You'd blush too if you had to change in front of all these people!
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