#[Eredivisie - 2021/2022] #FT: 90' Utrecht 0-3 Ajax
Match Info:
Date: January 16, 2022
Time: 11:15 (UTC)
Venue: Stadion Galgenwaard
Recent form
Utrecht: WLLWWL
Ajax: WWLWWW
Lineups:
Utrecht - 4-3-3
Starting XI: Fabian De Keijzer, Hidde ter Avest, Mike Van der Hoorn, Mark van der Maarel, Django Warmerdam, Naoki Maeda, Adam Maher, Quinten Timber, Sander van de Streek, Anastasios Douvikas, Mimoun Mahi
Substitutes: Kevin Gadellaa, Eric Oelschlรคgel, Arthur Zagre, Rick Meissen, Willem Janssen, Remco Balk, Joris van Overeem, Othman Boussaid, Bart Ramselaar, Simon Gustafsson, Eros Maddy
Coach: R. Hake
Ajax - 4-3-3
Starting XI: Remko Pasveer, Noussair Mazraoui, Jurriรซn Timber, Lisandro Martรญnez, Daley Blind, Steven Berghuis, Edson รlvarez, Ryan Gravenberch, Antony, Brian Brobbey, Duลกan Tadiฤ
Substitutes: Charlie Setford, Jay Gorter, Nicolรกs Tagliafico, Devyne Rensch, Perr Schuurs, Mohammed Daramy, Kenneth Taylor, Davy Klaassen, Amourricho van Axel-Dongen
Coach: E. ten Hag
Match Stats:
| Utrecht | Ajax | |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Shots On Goal | 3 |
| 5 | Shots Off Goal | 5 |
| 3 | Shots inside box | 7 |
| 3 | Shots outside box | 1 |
| 6 | Total Shots | 8 |
| 1 | Blocked Shots | 0 |
| 15 | Fouls | 11 |
| 3 | Corner Kicks | 0 |
| 4 | Offsides | 4 |
| 33% | Ball Possession | 67% |
| 2 | Yellow Cards | 1 |
| 0 | Red Cards | 0 |
| 0 | Goalkeeper Saves | 0 |
| 284 | Total passes | 612 |
| 183 | Pass accuracy | 533 |
| 64% | Passes % | 87% |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
5' GOAL! Scored by Antony (Ajax)
11' Substitution: O. Boussaid for N. Maeda (Utrecht)
19' GOAL! Scored by B. Brobbey (Ajax)
20' Yellow Card for A. Maher (Utrecht)
45' Yellow Card for O. Boussaid (Utrecht)
45' GOAL! Scored by B. Brobbey (Ajax)
58' Substitution: J. van Overeem for A. Maher (Utrecht)
65' Yellow Card for N. Mazraoui (Ajax)
70' Substitution: K. Taylor for R. Gravenberch (Ajax)
70' Substitution: P. Schuurs for Lisandro Martรญnez (Ajax)
70' Substitution: D. Klaassen for B. Brobbey (Ajax)
80' Substitution: R. Balk for M. Mahi (Utrecht)
83' Substitution: N. Tagliafico for D. Blind (Ajax)
85' Substitution: Daryl van Mieghem for Antony (Ajax)
90' Match whistled off
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... keep reading on reddit โกAllright! Better late than never!
In 2021, the Takara Gendarmes raided a lot of the Chinese factories knocking out knockoffs, and the third party scene got shook AF. Some companies vanished, some continued releasing products under changed names (the equivalent of disguising yourself with a fake mustache). After the dust had settled it was like the last days of the dinosaurs; fewer Masterpiece-alike figures, while the Legends scale companies scampered amongst the corpses and thrived.
In this ever-changing world in which we live in, itโs not surprising that a lot of us got into back-collecting this year. So if there isnโt a whole lot of things on this list that were actually released last year, thatโs why.
P.S. All of the names are hyperlinks to photos!
Honorable Mention: Energon Omega Supreme Maybe not 'good', but certainly well-constructed. Has the same flavor of insanity as Optimal Optimus: โHow did something this weird actually get made!?โ
20. Buzzworthy Bumblebee Worlds Collide Fangry I do not know why Fangry has such power over me. There is no justification for a toy this busted making the list. He canโt even stand up!! and yet... Heโs a hot pink werewolf with a neon green face, with a monster maw big enough to vore other botsโ entire heads. He has bat wings and kangaroo legs and a crocodile tail. Heโs a mess. I adore him.
19. NewAge Cyclops Still my favorite third party company, three years in a row. Their Outback, Cliffjumper, and Straxus were also great this year, but Iโve always wanted a G1 or MP Shockwave. Cyclops scratches that itch at 1/4th the price and 1/3rd the size. The metallic purple could not be more luscious. The barrel stowing in the chest is such a genius transformation step you wonder why no one else has tried it before. This was one of those toys I just kept picking up and transforming over and over.
18. Cyberverse Warrior Dead End Hard to say why this is the best Cyberverse figure I bought all year. Partly itโs how quintessentially "Transformers" he is: a little guy who turns into a nifty red car. And even from how often that's been done, there's still room for a few design surprises, including a cute quick-draw gimmick. Dead End is a simple and pleasing toy. Noth
... keep reading on reddit โกI don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
https://soundcloud.com/kurtpb/004-what-should-have-been
Tracklist:
- Sansibar - Used to live in Detroit (Boy Toy)
- Franck - Get Busy
- Franck - Kreepin Kut
- Mall Grab - Back 2 Back
- Djedjotronic - Red Spot
- Jensen Interceptor - Ultramax
- Cyan85 - Aquasma
- Assembler Code & Jensen Interceptor - Turnin Headz
- Assembler Code & Jensen Interceptor - The Repo Man
- SELFHOOD - Back 2 The Bass
- Nelly Furtado - Say It Right (Burna Bootleg)
- Destiny's Child - Lose My Breath (Hedchef's Gasping For Air Mix)
- DJ ใใใใใฎ็ทๆฅ็ฝๅฎณ - $hake
- User Delusion - Buster Ass Jit
- Eastern Distributor - Hedonic Motivation
- Mall Grab - Take Down Enemies
- Aloka - Love Drug (Jensen Interceptor's Blue Suede Rave Remix)
- DJ Mell G & Jensen Interceptor - U Better Shake A$$
- Ottonian - LIK IT GOOD
- Franck - Lecky Milkshake
- Josh Richards - Hollaback Girl
- Arpanet - Illuminated Displays
- The Exacltics - Tunnel Chase
- The Exacltics - Skyway Chase
- adrian asher - ARRIVAL OF THE QUEEN OF SHEBA
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatโs comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyโre on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
