Always gotta make sure to hide your porn...

Today my family was moving furniture around, and a couple friends came over to help. When rearranging my room, my dad asked if we'd end up finding any porn. Me: "Yeah, I keep my porn stash under my bed." My friend: "Really? I keep my porn stache on my face."

Sadly, it took me a second to fully comprehend.

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📅︎ Jan 10 2014
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