I just read in the newspaper: "Painting stolen from art museum found by a set of dustbins."

Those dustbins must be very intelligent.

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Ebay is so useless

I searched for lighters but ti only came up whith 14,852 matches

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Seen at Nordic Heritage Museum

Seattle just opened a new Nordic Heritage Museum. I saw a guy in a TShirt that read:

“May the Norse be with you.”

He looked like he coulda been a dad...

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A wild dad joke appeared while I was at a museum...

I was touring a natural science museum with my extended family, and happened to pause at a large prehistoric fish skeleton. While reading the information about the specimen, I saw a new dad walk by with his wife and two very young children. He paused with his daughter and told her, "They call this fish the sea-rex!".

I hope that father goes far.

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