A list of puns related to "Reading 2124"
David Tutwiler Train - Reading 2124
Not sure what the value is. I looked up some of his work and it ranges anywhere from $20-2000. I couldnβt find any references to this specific type of David Tutwilerβs pen/black and white art. Pretty sure itβs a print, but canβt tell if it might be an actual pen drawing. I canβt see the back of the art because it is framed. Any help would be appreciated.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/s6rqys/rally_song_for_the_market_openhodl_my_bully_boys/ HOLD MY BULLY BOYS HOLD
The following post is important. I hope OP continues and gets some help in archiving all of the info we have amassed here. Thank you u/azidesandamides , Keep up your AWESOME work.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/s6cj3o/someone_reported_these_videos_to_be_taken_down/
GOOOOODDDDD MORNNNNININNNNNNGGGGG SSSSUUUPEERRRRR SSSSTOOOOOOOONNNNNNK!
I am u/Odd-Ad-900 and I am your mildly unhinged morning news anchor.
Yes, I took my Reddit given name. No, I am not "new". Calling me a shill? MGGA Please... (psshhhh)
I want to give A Big thank you to my news team u/blazlyn, u/viviconsadventures, u/tokyorose and our very own mods u/dismal-jellyfish, u/Hipz, and u/luma44 You guys are the best! And I couldn't do this without you.
Can You Smell That? It smells like the fire that will consume Rome. It will be a great show... kinda like hanging with Tyler Durdin in the financial district...
God I love this job.
Insert NON-FLACCID intro card... HARD
Thanks again to u/pctracer for being our very own ol' reliable. RRP is still hanging out at the $1.5/1.6T mark. Allegedly there are rules going into effect that will make RRP more difficult to utilize.
The chairman of Credit Suisse stepped down over the weekend... And Axel LEHMAN is taking over for him... L
... keep reading on reddit β‘Meh, I don't really care. It's right anyway.
"you have been banned from posting to /r/2124: βͺβͺ βͺ βͺβͺ βͺβͺβͺβͺ. note from the moderators: "Attempting to take assets of Popgoes to make his own version, boasting skills, comparing himself to current developers, general rudeness, absolute blatant lying about age, untrustworthiness. Also continuous nagging to unban friend, despite clearly being deserved. Screenshots for myself in case people complain: http://i.gyazo.com/b45fcf1e6d2d5edb2dd25f0d167788c9.png http://i.gyazo.com/37fab682d3448643140fc2523434a773.png http://i.gyazo.com/645193bb43e7c0ccc10f1e13e707facd.png Ban is three weeks long, 21 days exactly. The ban can not be appealed, but will be lengthened if retaliation occurs or if passive-aggressive behaviour is reported from other subreddits."
The most recent thread on "lagering" has inspired me to chime up about my learned experience with lagers. There is a lot of misinformation on this important (arguably the most important by volume) aspect of brewing which tends to push away more inexperienced brewers. You may have read overly complex articles like this: www.germanbrewing.net/docs/Brewing-Bavarian-Helles.pdf. I have been exclusively brewing lagers, specifically with Wyeast 2124, for two years now. I have not brewed one ale. Let me give you a run down. Its much simpler than you think, although you can make it as complex as you want. These are my own opinions, and I'm sure renown lager breweries will poo poo some of this.
Why should I brew lagers?: Many of you have probably never had a good lager. I was lucky enough to spend five years of my life in Madison, WI, where I sampled quite a few good ones from New Glarus and the Essenhaus. Essenhaus cycled through taps fast, so the imported beer was fresh. It was incredible.
If you have purchased any bottled German lager, off a warm shelf, you are likely not getting a good experience. These beers have a short shelf life. They're also usually expensive. They're not popular. That means they've been sitting for a while. Try getting it locally? Breweries usually cut corners on these styles, fermenting with ale yeast. If you can find it: You're probably not going to find a big selection. Want a bock or dunkel? Good luck. If you brew them yourself you can get fresh lagers, true to style. You've drank enough hazy IPAs, time to broaden your horizons. Buy those at the store and use your precious time to get something you normally wouldn't find.
What should I put in it?: Pilsner malt, munich malt, vienna malt. Some styles are hard to get the right color with base malts; use specialty German malts sparingly to get this color. Add up to 5% melanoidin malt, I love the flavor, especially on malt forward beers like dunkel or vienna. Decoction, hochkurz mashes, rests, have not made better beer for me. Stick to tried and true yeasts for your lagers. Any lager yeast with the description "most popular" or "most widely used" is going to make you GOOD BEER. 2124, 34/70, 830. You don't need exotic ingredients here, you are making a traditional beer. Same with hops, there's no reason to go crazy. Low hop beers: Hallertau Mittelfrueh. When I need more bittering: Perle. If I need more than that: Magnum.
How do I make it?:
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
The nurse asked the rabbit, βwhat is your blood type?β
βI am probably a type Oβ said the rabbit.
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
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