What did the ref say when the boxers showed up late to the match?
It's a bout time.
My dad was watching hockey was yelling at the tv because the ref didn't call a penalty for high sticking
I told him to chill and he said "I AM CHILL" so I yelled back "I THOUGHT YOU WERE DAD".. That's right.. I dad joked my dad
What call did the ref make when the basketball player smelled?
A fragrant foul
Apparently Peter Frampton helped create Adobe Acrobat
And that's why they're called Petey-Fs
[x-Post HQG] What's Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?
What do you call someone who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
"What are the names of all 10 reindeer mentioned in 'Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer'?"
"Well, let me see. There's Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolf, and ... and... There are only 9 reindeer mentioned in the song."
"Nope. There's 10. You forgot 'Olive'."
"'Olive'? There's not a reindeer named 'Olive'."
"Yes there is. '♫ Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names...♫'
