ReConStruction Puns

A list of puns related to "ReConStruction"

My wife and I were discussing our reno plans for the bathroom

I wanted a regular sink but she wanted one of those above counter styles.

I thought it was a bit of a vanity.

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👤︎ u/fowlermw
📅︎ Feb 11 2023
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It’s been an amazing Autumn for me and my family, but do you know who had a really great fall?

Humpty Dumpty

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👤︎ u/Utterlybored
📅︎ Nov 05 2022
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My local opticians is being reconstructed.

Someone reversed into the building.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Oct 02 2018
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We survived 2020, only to find out in the end that 2021. And if that doesn’t beat all, it turns out next year is …..

2022

Disclaimer: reconstructed joke

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👤︎ u/trinitymaster
📅︎ Dec 11 2021
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The driver of a huge trailer lost control of his rig, and ploughed into an empty toll booth, smashing it to pieces.

He didn’t want to get in trouble s o he stopped his truck got out and started to pick up each broken piece of the wreckage and spread a creamy substance on it. Then he began fitting the pieces together. In less than 10 minutes, he had the entire tollbooth reconstructed and looking good as new. The toll manager came up to him, impressed and said, “Wow you fixed that fast! What was that stuff you used to stick all the pieces together?”
“Oh”, said the man, “just a bit of Tollgate booth paste“

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👤︎ u/dandan_56
📅︎ Mar 14 2018
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