Ray Butt Puns

I answered the phone to:

"Hello, this is Doctor [Redacted], I was calling to speak with Lyssa_Ray."

"Hello Grandpa..."

"Yes, we wanted to follow up with you regarding your enema; did you want a cold water enema or a hot water enema?"

"I don't want any enemas!"

"Well, Lyssa_Ray, in this life we do not always get what we want, or even what we need, sometimes all we get is a pain in the butt."

Sigh...

My mom fell the other day and i met him at the ER where my mom was already taken back at this time. I asked him what happened and told me "It's not looking good, your mom broke her butt." I asked "how do you know if they didn't do a x-ray yet?" and as soon as i said that i knew it was coming. My dad goes "There's a crack in it." I had to let out a sigh of relive and just embarrassment to find out my mom just wanted to get checked out and the ER was the only thing available at the time.