They say eating raw meat can make you sick
Don't worry I cured it.
My boyfriend ladies and gentlemen: What do you call raw meat that's running late?
Tardy Tartar.
My paid lunch break turned into getting paid to be dad joked.
While at lunch with my father yesterday...
Me: I think I'm gonna get the steak tartare burger.
Dad: Sounds rough
Me: What do you mean, pop?
Dad: Well, I have a pretty strong stomach, but at this age, digesting raw meat is a whole different animal.
Thanks, dad.
Raw meat used to make me sick.
But now I’m cured.
