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📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.

I'm gonna take a rain-check.

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👤︎ u/ExtraSure
📅︎ May 22 2021
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Santa forgot to check the weather

Its Christmas eve and santa claus has forgotten to check the weather before his Christmas run . Just before leaving he asks Mrs claus "what's the weather like for tonight?" "Rain dear" she replies

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📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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So I noticed that I might not make it to my appointment today

I asked my boss: Can I get a rain-check?

my boss: "yeah, there's no rain today."

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👤︎ u/gitrikt
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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A man hit a rabbit with his car, while driving past a church in an unfamiliar town, one easter morning...

Stopping his car he got out to check if it was okay.

In a stroke of good fortune the rabbit was still alive, just.

The man went into the church to see if there was anyone who could help him.

A kindly Priest saw the man and offered to help. He asked the Mab to wait a moment while he got something that might help...

... After a few moments the Priest returned with a small flask and poured the contents on the rabbit. Which hopped up right as rain!

The rabbit waved to the man, and crossed the road.

After crossing the road the rabbit turned around an waved again. After a few hops the rabbit turned around and waved again. This continued until the man could no longer see the rabbit. A few hops, turn and wave.

When the man turned back to the kindly Priest and asked him, "What was in that bottle anyway, Holy water?"

The Priest replied, "oh nothing like that. It was haer restore, with a permanent wave."

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👤︎ u/GerFubDhuw
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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How do meteorologists get paid?

Rain checks

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During this lighting storm, my 9 year old daughter got me...

It's raining really bad right now (we live in Florida). There's rain, thunder & lighting. I was in my bedroom when we hear a loud thunder clap. I heard my daughter scream & I instinctively ran to her room. She sees me, starts to laugh & says "daddy, I wasn't that scared". I reply "sorry baby, I was just checking". She goes "I'm ok, it just shocked me" & then laughed.

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📅︎ Aug 31 2016
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My boss made me chuckle a few days ago.

Somebody called our restaurant and asked if they could get a rain check. My boss told the person on the phone,

"Hold on...no, it's not raining outside." I can only imagine the groan of the person over the phone.

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