What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
What do you call a mad man who likes to be run over by bicycles?
A cycle path.
Don't kill me.
Every morning I leave my house and get hit by a bicycle,
I found out today that my bicycle pump fits perfectly up my nose.
I've spent all morning trying to think of a quality pun, just to come up with THIS otter rubbish.
Why couldn't the bicycle make it up the hill?
Because it was two tired.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
One is attired of this repost and the other is about to unicybscribe from this sub.
Why did the bicycle insist on taking a break?
Ordered a vacuum a few days back. Good quality, though the product was a little sucky.
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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up after a long ride?
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle, and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire
edit: had to delete original post, due to misspelling in the title.
What's the medical term for a tandem bicycle.
My priest prescribed a circuit of crunches, flutter kicks, bicycles, and plank holds for the guilt I confessed about neglecting my stomach muscles during workouts.
I finally received my abs solution.
A tricycle says to a bicycle
Tricycle " I'm too tired".
Bicycle " nah I'm two tired, but at least you tried"
(Dunno if it's a repost but my 6yo son told me this last night)
Why did the bicycle go to bed early?
I just got a new job in a factory making plastic Draculas. There are only two of us on the production line
so I have to make every second count.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
Why can't bicycles stand upright?
Did you hear about the man selling bicycle parts?
He went into the market to peddle his wares.
What do you call a fake Apple product?
Just accepted new job at a bicycle factory
Gonna be their spokes person
The local bartender moved his pub to the summit of a mountain and the quality of his drinks improved
He really raised the bar on that one
Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same?
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
I was banned from /r/dadjokes for posting about my love of canned pork products
When company uses a pun on their product, I’m sold.
What did the tractor tire say to the bicycle tire?
A German meat packing plant had to switch from natural products to collagen skins for its sausages.
It was the wurst case scenario.
I'm unhappy with Prime Day
Amazon Prime day is on the 21st. I personally would not partake of Prime day unless it were on the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 11th, 13th, 17th, 19th, 23rd, 29th, or 31st
What’s the difference between a sharply dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
Why did the bicycle fall down?
Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
It's because it's two tired.
Why cant a bicycle stand in its own?
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?
I just got a job on a production line making plastic Draculas
There's only two of us working there, so I have to make every second count.
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
I got a new job on a plastic Dracula production line.
There are only two of us working so I have to make every second count.
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle, and a well dressed man on a bicycle..?
Why can a bicycle stand on its own?
Why did bicycle go to bed early? Because it was two-tired
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
What do you call a factory that makes OK products?
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
What’s the difference between a man riding a bicycle and a scruffy man riding a tricycle?
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle?
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