I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
After New Pages had closed down following Brother Rileys mysterious death, there wasn’t really anywhere to get books to read. The library had closed down long before he’d ever been born, so finding something new to read proved to be a bit on the difficult side. Jerry had offered a relatively easy solution to this however. They drove to the next town over and found several little book stores that mostly sold used, some bigger chains like a Books A Million. Personally, he found he enjoyed shopping used more, not only was there a larger variety of strange old books, but they were also a lot cheaper. Hell, he found a Buffy the Vampire Slayer book for ninety-nine cents, and he bought it. Was it good? No, but it was enough to pass the time and he was able to buy multiple other books alongside that one, something he wouldn’t be able to do if he were buying new.
Jerry didn’t often buy fiction books, instead he often bought philosophy and tech related stuff. He understood the philosophy stuff well enough and had even borrowed them on occasion to read, but the programming books looked like utter gibberish to Jack when he so much as opened them. God knows what Jerry wanted to use that information for.
All this is to say that they often drive out to the fringes of town, so when Jerry had coaxed him into the car with the threat of a ‘surprise’, Jack had figured they were probably driving to go scope out the bookstores. Imagine his surprise when they did not, in fact, leave the town but instead followed the perimeter heading God knows where.
Jack should preface this all with the fact that while it might not always seem like it, he trusts Jerry. He’s never done anything that told him he shouldn’t, that he’d be out to do something to him, but when someone starts driving you to what you thought would be one location before circling back to take you to another, all the while refusing to tell you where you were both headed, it feels a little bit suspicious and uncomfortable.
So really, he trusts him, but that doesn’t mean that the whole situation didn’t make him nervous on principle.
“Alright, we’re here!” As much as Jerry’s many improvements to his car had helped extend its lifespan in many ways, the sheer number of potholes they were driving through on their way up to the dreary looking farm. He swore he could hear what sounded like their drive shaft hitting the gravel below numerous times, something that made him more than a little nervous that they wouldn’t even
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Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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When I got home, they were still there.
