I was shopping for a tuxedo, and I had to tell the pushy salesman to leave me alone.

He said, β€œFine. Suit yourself.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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Never take advice from people with constipation...

They're always full of crap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpiciestSprite
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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