That was the punchline...
Bear with me.
How do you destroy a joke ?
One of them responded, "pho queue."
The guy lied. There wasn't any soup noodles.
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I found the food line and the coffee line, but I just want some punch.
All I want is a drink
That was the punch line.
A man at a party wanted to grab some punch, and he walked to the punch line.
There was no punch line.
Wooden tit
or it might knot.
Walking through the mall.... They have a show model of a Buick that they are selling, sitting outside the food court...
My dad..everytime...without fail.....
"Would ja look at the parking spot THEY got!!!"
My parents and I were eating dinner and talking about how Joan Rivers died after being put under anesthesia for a procedure that could have been forgone. My mom, a doctor, compared it to a colonoscopy in the sense that it is a routine procedure you get put under anesthesia for but you don't expect to die from.
Dad: Can't they perform colonoscopies now by having the patient swallow a pill with a camera?
Mom/Dr: They can but they won't be able to see the whole colon.
Dad: So, semicolon?
