He said it blows.
Inflation
They help you express yourself.
He said "I love it"
A kid was manning the pump and I asked if they take cards He replies with a straight face : No we give it back after swiping
Inflation
But it's a bore
So my wife just got her breast pump all set up. She's got the double suckers rolling, tits out, milk flowing like a minor tributary. And I ASK "ARE YOU PUMPED?!" fucking genius.... She stared silently for like 10 seconds. Then told me to post here.
The nine button wasn’t working.
He was a type 2 superconductor
Inflation
(Actual joke told by my dad today)
It’s because of inflation
He told me he deCAPitated it.
"Don't be upset, you're just compensating for inflation."
:|
"I guess they don't want us to leave any of our crap."
Wife: Last time I bought these, they were packaged 3 to a pack, but now they only come 2 per pack. Me: Sheesh....talk about inflation.
"You just press this button ... IT'S GUNNA BLOW!!"
Followed by embarrassed teen noises.
I bought a new pump today for €10. That exact pump was only €8 last year, but that's inflation for you.
My dad was telling me all the fancy features and telling me how efficient it is compared to our old gas furnace.
Me: Well it sounds like we are going to saving a bunch of money on our heating bill! That's awesome.
Dad: yeah it's super efficient. So I'm pretty pumped!
Me: -_-
Dad: shit eating grin and a good chuckle
Me: god dammit dad
